08 June 2016 @ 09:13 am
L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
Hey my darling freaks, help a devil out-- #thatmeansyou #missedconnection


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
Her: fangirl, blue hair, freckles, red makeup, used to be an indie singer. #persephone #indie #missedconnection


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
Raise your hand if you know something, don't be shy. Good things come to those who hook me up. #thatdefmeansyou #worldtour #missedconnection
 
 
21 March 2016 @ 04:37 pm

GROUNDBREAKING: BASSIST WAS KIDNAPPED
INTO ANOTHER BAND?!

Farrah Bennett for Vista Weekly



SHOCKING STORY OF MANTICORE'S LATEST RECRUITMENT! )
 
 
05 March 2016 @ 08:00 pm
RECAP: The Double S Charity Concert
By Cher D. Love



Read more... )
 
 
04 March 2016 @ 10:51 pm
LOCAL HERO OPPOSES CULT LEADERS?

 by N. S. Harriet


Last month, a well-known pair of bad influence, Lucifer of Junkyard Carnival and Superbia Squalo of MANTICORE, have been reportedly sighted wracking havoc in multiple clubs in the city. Reports list varying degrees of property damage, and witnesses agree that the stars definitely looked “aggressive and intoxicated”. However some juicy details of this endeavor had only become known recently.

It appears that the two had chosen the “Queen Bitch” club to perform an especially vocally intricate duet from last century’s rock opera which, according to experts, draws heavily on the ancient myths of Christianity. Several witnesses report it caused the crowd to behave strangely, and claim it was as if they were controlled by the performers’ voices.

Luckily, right when it looked like the two musicians, dressed in what would be appropriate in a BDSM dungeon, were about to put up a whole other show, the club’s security stepped in, rebutting the performer’s “glaringly obvious” passes at him and concentrating on his duty to the public. With a bit of trouble both from the rowdy stars -- or should we say, cult leaders? -- and the entranced crowd, ready to do their demonic bidding, one single man managed to put the riot in order and, according to a reliable source, toss both of them out of the club before anything else could get broken, set on fire or enslaved. Just who is this local hero?

With a bit of sniffing around, we managed to learn that it’s one of the club’s freshly hired bouncers, and that his name appears to be Jack, however nobody could tell more about him. Our reporters attempted to approach this mysterious man for an interview, however the only response Jack offered before promptly leaving was a polite “No, thank you”. It appears that this excellent citizen also has modesty to add to his growing list of virtues and merits.

We may not know much about him, but we certainly know that we feel much safer going out to party when men like him are working to ensure it. Thank you, Jack!


[ Is that a huge photograph of Connor at the bottom of the article? Bitch it might be. Even though most of his face is covered by a hood and he seems to have been turning away. ]

 
 
03 March 2016 @ 07:51 pm
XANXUS @fuckshirts
Fuck. fuckfuckfuck. #notmyday


XANXUS @fuckshirts
This can't be happening. #whynow #mylifewasfine



XANXUS @fuckshirts
I'm not ready for this yet. #


XANXUS @fuckshirts
I don't know how to be a dad #ababygirl


XANXUS @fuckshirts
oh god. A dad....#ihaveababygirl #whatdoidonow



 
 
23 February 2016 @ 11:11 am
ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands
lol check out what I got from a friend of a friend #junkyardcarnival #lucifer


[The next tweet has two photos of Luci wrapped in a sheet carrying her shoes and walking through Pride HQ, clearly taken on a cellphone. They're unflattering, though for all intents and purposes it looks like a pretty standard walk of shame. The third shows her having an uncharacteristic moment of upset next to Squalo, her face in her hands.]


ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands
#junkyardcarnival #lucifer #walkofshame #bitofftoomuch #whereisyourgodnow #betitwasxanxus
 
 
END OF THE LINE FOR PRIDE’S DEBAUCHER?

by Jeanne Jettis

[[(( Half the page is taken up by a collage of photos: the biggest are of Squalo onstage tonguing his cello’s neck, a presentably looking Dino in some kind of a party, and the two of them clinking glasses in what appears to be a park, but there’s a lot more smaller ones: heavily mosaic-ed pictures of Squalo and Xanxus’ dick-off, a poor quality image of Squalo and Luci on top of a trailer, another previously published one of Squalo and Genos kissing, and there’s either a shot featuring Squalo or just single portraits of more or less everyone mentioned in the article. ))]]


Has Pride’s cello virtuoso finally decided he would rather be famous for his music than for his sluttiness, and is making the effort to settle down? )
 
 
12 January 2016 @ 04:49 pm
All that beautiful hair is all a sham.
by Vidal Sassoon
 
 
28 December 2015 @ 10:57 am
Holy Chains by BloodRuby
Junkyard Carnival (band), Flowers Over Bones (band)


No Archive Warnings Apply, Luci/Luce, Luce (FoB), Lucifer (Junkyard Carnival), Master/Slave, Hurt/Comfort, Femslash, Rarepair, community: sinnerandthesaint, Lux2, Porn With Plot, Corruption Kink, Consensual Possession, Bathing/Washing, Luci is Hot in Leather, background Yuffie/Xanxus, Gay Harem Flashstep, Alternate Universe



Summary________________________________

When Lucifer, reigning empress of the infamous Junkyard Carnival, had made a bid on a woman with a similar name, she had done it more on an amused whim than to be serious.

Yet to her surprise, her request has been accepted. Curiosity only peeked further, Luci is curious to see just how long this new pet can last in the Carnival and what exactly she can teach her...


Inspired by the recent Leather Battle.

i regret nothing )
 
 
 
22 December 2015 @ 08:15 pm
DEMONIC POSSESSIONS SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE?

by Susan Lyre




THE ANSWER IS SATAN )
 
 
 
 
 
RIVALRY BETWEEN JUNKYARD CARNIVAL AND NUCLEAR PARLIAMENT MORE INTENSE THAN ANY OF US COULD HAVE EXPECTED!

FIGHT BETWEEN LEADS CAUGHT BY INTREPID REPORTERS

by Miles Jackson )
 
 
03 December 2015 @ 06:43 pm
After a series of crazy antics, star goes missing

by Jeanette Akenja-Nearing


Extra Extra! )
 
 
 
20 November 2015 @ 10:31 am

JUNKYARD CARNIVAL HAS IT OUT FOR KITTENS?!
By Axe Barnett


Subscribe Now for More! )
 
 
L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
i will be loved


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
i will be hated


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
i will be brilliant


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
in two years i will be dead
 
 
L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
Day Three of The Great #pridelockdown. Using the time to write.


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
Don't you worry little devils, the Carnival will be back in business with something big soon. #pridelockdown #stircrazy #staticinmyhead


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
What's everybody do to deal with inescapable boredom, anyway?#pridelockdown #carniesmaketheirownfun #buttheresnothingtoplaywith




MASS EMAIL TO PRIDE REVENGE-EP PARTICIPANTS )
 
 
11 October 2015 @ 03:42 pm
TEEN HEARTTHROB IS A TEEN HELLION?!

WILD AWARDS CEREMONY ANTICS COULD END WITH CHARGES

Click to read more on this shocking story! )

And a bonus headline! )