what is it with everyone getting weird eyes?

[sharktrash]

DEMONIC POSSESSIONS SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE?

by Susan Lyre

(( ooc: image credit: "Human Genos" by RiaBodai on deviantart.com ))

In light of recent discoveries regarding multiple musicians signed to both Pride Records and Virgo Entertainment clearly also being signed to Devil Inc, perhaps the most unsettling part of it is the growing number of stars that exhibit several signs of being possessed by demons. Is evil once again growing stronger on Earth? Is it perhaps a new fashion trend? Our reporters are working on uncovering this mystery.

However, not all of these cases can be explained by something as simple as colourful contacts. A reliable source in one of the Vista's less populated pubs has brought to our attention that Genos, lead singer of MANTICORE, has not appeared in public without a pair of sunglasses obscuring most of his beautiful face for over two weeks. While it is a pretty common practice by heavy metal musicians to use shades in order to hide their hangovers and highs, none of those could possibly last this long even with genre-appropriate parties.

 
An eyewitness claims, "It was a bit dark, and I wasn't sure it was him at first -- we went closer to get a better look and maybe ask him to sign something, but he just turned, grabbed his bandmate and ran! And then my friend was like, "Did you see that? I swear, his eyes are glowing!" I mean, she had like five beers in her, but I trust her, and so should you! Besides, why else would he run away like that?"

Another eyewitness has managed to capture the beginning of the incident on camera; it definitely raises more questions than it answers.

What kind of a secret is the enigmatic singer hiding? Are there satanic incantations hidden in MANTICORE's lyrics, waiting to convert us all? Does the band bathe in the blood of newborns to maintain their energetic performances and flawless hair? Stay tuned.

 

 

Comments

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi Hell is starting to get crowded... #weshouldmakeaclub

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @kbomi Do you think they'll run out of saltines?

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @metalprince They have to eventually, right? Right??

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @kbomi We can only hope. Or we'll be doomed to a life of crackers.

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @metalprince It could be worse. They've been useful enough.

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @kbomi What've you been using them for? Soups?

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @metalprince did a little redecorating for someone on my list. Crackers are in, you know?

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @kbomi jfc How many of them have they thrown at you? It hasn't even been that long.

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @metalprince so i had to buy a box.

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @metalprince it was worth it

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @kbomi A box. I'm not looking forward to getting pelted by crackers.

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @metalprince no i had to buy an extra box of saltines for it.

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @kbomi Not as bad as I initially thought then.

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @metalprince i got a full box of cheezits yesterday. tbf they almost hit me while i was out but.

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @susanallen You're not only awful, but you're lazy too. #lyre #really? #unlessthisisadifferentsusan

[wounds]

Susan Lyre @slyre @daturapiano Excuse me? Susan is a perfectly common name. I cannot believe you'd think I was @susanallen

[wounds]

Susan Lyre @slyre @daturapiano Honestly this is why music stars shouldn't be in the reporting industry! They can't even do basic research!

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @slyre I apologize. #lastarticleshavemademeangry #weplaythemusicthatsit

[wounds]

Susan Lyre @slyre @daturapianoThat's really all you should do!

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · actually the satanic incantations are in the music, not the lyrics. ;D #myidea

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · and the blood of newborns is great for the skin btw. extra reason to keep your kids away from me #fortheirowngood

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @metalprince hey she called you beautiful! :D #dumbnotblind

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @betterthanyouThat's just obvious.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @metalprince yeah they had to get at least one thing right or nobody would take them seriously

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @metalprince ish

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @metalprince hard to imagine anyone taking this seriously but the world is vast

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @betterthanyou Their source was drunk as hell. I can't believe they'd print that.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @metalprince must be getting desperate

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @metalprince you know as a heavy metal lead you COULD make more waves #givethemsomething

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince @betterthanyou I'm not that desperate for people to talk about me. #MusicOverWords

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @metalprince fair enough. #metalissupreme

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer Okay, we need to get something straight. #hellfacts

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer If I indoctrinated every single person with strange eyes, #hellfacts

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer I wouldn't have enough room to stand. #hellfacts

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer Also, anybody who bathes in baby blood is too dumb for my kingdom. #hellfacts

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer That's like... what? A pint per? Ridiculously inefficient. #hellfacts

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer Go find a virgin for chrissakes. #hellfacts

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer :(

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @betterthanyou I'm sorry darling, but it's not too late to change your ways. #luciferforgives

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer now that's how you draw in followers #allhail

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer but what am i supposed to do with all those wailing infants people bring to concerts?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @betterthanyou They're better eating than they look.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer I don't think I could fit that much even if I shed my mortal skin.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @betterthanyou Stick to the pasta, darling, it's probably better for you anyway.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer Looks better, too. Still not searching for virgins though.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @betterthanyou How come? #defloweringfun

i'm sorry he exists tbh

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer It's not gonna last. #exactly

NO YOU'RE NOT

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @betterthanyou Ah, you're a marathoner, that's right.

ok fine u got me

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer hey that's supposed to be a secret.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @betterthanyou It is? Maybe I shouldn't've made so much noise then.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer if anyone heard that over me. #noworries #louderisbetter

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @betterthanyou You're so sweet, darling. I hope we can go for a run again soon. #marathonfan #healthyexercise

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @lightbringer Just say a word, Master.

[connivingbird]

ANKH @connivingbird @lightbringer that's the first time anyone explained it without getting upset by the questions. thank you#alienoverlordshavespoken

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @connivingbird See? A little explanation and everything is all cleared up~ #damnationisdelightful

[connivingbird]

ANKH @connivingbird @lightbringer we were told that babies were not that useful for anything but as a distraction. we need to rethink our strategies.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @connivingbird Well they are distracting, but probably not across the board. So perhaps you should rethink. #aliensanddevils

[connivingbird]

ANKH @connivingbird @lightbringer tbh i said they make great alarms but was told that they were untrainable without the right equipment #devils&aliens

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @connivingbird Oh that's certainly true. They do have a tendency to sound the alarm whenever they like. #kindoflikehighstrungterriers

[connivingbird]

ANKH @connivingbird @lightbringer it gave one of the high command a bit of a headache that one time so we've stopped collecting them but since you say there's good eating on them... #theOTHERwhitemeat