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interstellar902102015-12-22 08:15 pm
sharktrash) wrote in interstellar902102015-12-22 08:15 pm
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what is it with everyone getting weird eyes?
DEMONIC POSSESSIONS SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE?
by Susan Lyre
In light of recent discoveries regarding multiple musicians signed to both Pride Records and Virgo Entertainment clearly also being signed to Devil Inc, perhaps the most unsettling part of it is the growing number of stars that exhibit several signs of being possessed by demons. Is evil once again growing stronger on Earth? Is it perhaps a new fashion trend? Our reporters are working on uncovering this mystery.
However, not all of these cases can be explained by something as simple as colourful contacts. A reliable source in one of the Vista's less populated pubs has brought to our attention that Genos, lead singer of MANTICORE, has not appeared in public without a pair of sunglasses obscuring most of his beautiful face for over two weeks. While it is a pretty common practice by heavy metal musicians to use shades in order to hide their hangovers and highs, none of those could possibly last this long even with genre-appropriate parties.
An eyewitness claims, "It was a bit dark, and I wasn't sure it was him at first -- we went closer to get a better look and maybe ask him to sign something, but he just turned, grabbed his bandmate and ran! And then my friend was like, "Did you see that? I swear, his eyes are glowing!" I mean, she had like five beers in her, but I trust her, and so should you! Besides, why else would he run away like that?"
Another eyewitness has managed to capture the beginning of the incident on camera; it definitely raises more questions than it answers.
What kind of a secret is the enigmatic singer hiding? Are there satanic incantations hidden in MANTICORE's lyrics, waiting to convert us all? Does the band bathe in the blood of newborns to maintain their energetic performances and flawless hair? Stay tuned.
However, not all of these cases can be explained by something as simple as colourful contacts. A reliable source in one of the Vista's less populated pubs has brought to our attention that Genos, lead singer of MANTICORE, has not appeared in public without a pair of sunglasses obscuring most of his beautiful face for over two weeks. While it is a pretty common practice by heavy metal musicians to use shades in order to hide their hangovers and highs, none of those could possibly last this long even with genre-appropriate parties.
An eyewitness claims, "It was a bit dark, and I wasn't sure it was him at first -- we went closer to get a better look and maybe ask him to sign something, but he just turned, grabbed his bandmate and ran! And then my friend was like, "Did you see that? I swear, his eyes are glowing!" I mean, she had like five beers in her, but I trust her, and so should you! Besides, why else would he run away like that?"
Another eyewitness has managed to capture the beginning of the incident on camera; it definitely raises more questions than it answers.
What kind of a secret is the enigmatic singer hiding? Are there satanic incantations hidden in MANTICORE's lyrics, waiting to convert us all? Does the band bathe in the blood of newborns to maintain their energetic performances and flawless hair? Stay tuned.
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