004 ┼ TWITTER ┼ LEAKED PHOTOS!!

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands lol check out what I got from a friend of a friend #junkyardcarnival #lucifer

[The next tweet has two photos of Luci wrapped in a sheet carrying her shoes and walking through Pride HQ, clearly taken on a cellphone. They're unflattering, though for all intents and purposes it looks like a pretty standard walk of shame. The third shows her having an uncharacteristic moment of upset next to Squalo, her face in her hands.]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands #junkyardcarnival #lucifer #walkofshame #bitofftoomuch #whereisyourgodnow #betitwasxanxus

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Hello and Welcome to #CARNIVALATTACK

[cleartranquil]

[It gets to be on twitter for all of forty five minutes before a reign of fire comes down upon this particular user.

Over the course of 20 minutes, every single tweet that he has ever tweeted has been deleted, starting with the most recent and going backwards.]

HANDY SAM @usebothhands My name is Sam Mattias Rockwell I am 26 years old I live at 2034 west Vista South DR. I am a slutshaming son of a cunt.#welcometothecarnival

HANDY SAM @usebothhands I am a horrible person and a shit licking useless waste of space. I work at the deli on fourth street. Ive been fired from four jobs in the past 3 months. #welcometothecarnival

HANDY SAM @usebothhands I have a horrible relationship with my girlfriend who I am cheating on #welcometothecarnival

[ Next are a string of photos pulled from his DMS showing him preening and in various states of undress.]

HANDY SAM @usebothhands I am the scum of Vista City. #gogethimcarnies #welcometothecarnival

HANDY SAM @usebothhands W H E R E I S Y O U R G O D N O W

[traumatizing]

	T R A U M A @52spades .@usebothhands Admitting you're a piece of shit is the first step.
	T R A U M A @52spades .@usebothhands #luciferdidnothingwrong

[He's gonna text Yuffie and recommend maybe deleting the tweet with the dude's address though........]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @52spades that wasn't me dumbass

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @52spades you want to stick up for a fake bitch, be my guest #cisucks

[traumatizing]

	T R A U M A @52spades .@usebothhands So you DON'T admit it then?
	T R A U M A @52spades .@usebothhands I wonder what that kind of ignorance feels like.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @52spades lol whatever, guess it wasn't Xanxus if you're all bent out of shape

[traumatizing]

	T R A U M A @52spades .@usebothhands Or maybe I just think being famous doesn't mean someone loses the right to being treated with decency.
	T R A U M A @52spades .@usebothhands Not that I expect you to know anything about being 'decent'.
	T R A U M A @52spades .@usebothhands Anyway I've got better things to do than argue with some dick. Have fun with the shitstorm you brought on yourself.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @52spades keep talking, but u kno when this hits the tabloids you'll just shrug

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @52spades and say that's how it is.

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @52spades her ego is out of control, she likes this, trust me

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Cue this poor sap trying frantically to delete these things before his girlfriend sees them.]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands WTF!!!!!!!!

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands U tonedeaf carnie bitches that sensitive?? GROW UP, IT'S THE INTERNET

[And now he's going to try to change his password.]

[cleartranquil]

HANDY SAM @usebothhands You are terrible at this password thing, bitch. Angie, sweetie you could do so much better you seem like a nice girl

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Angie O. @angelinespeaks @usebothhands I don't recognize half of those selfies.

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @angelinespeaks they're old

[Goddammit, WHY IS PASSWORD SECURITY NOT A THING HE CAN DO?]

[cleartranquil]

HANDY SAM @usebothhands Angie these were sent to several girls across Vista City, DM-ing you the list. I'm not out to get them, after all.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @angelinespeaks THEY'RE LYING

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @angelinespeaks I wouldn't do that 2 u Ang

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @angelinespeaks Ang answer me

Angie O. @angelinespeaks @usebothhands I cannot believe you want to do this over twitter.

[mildwildchild]

flashstepjamie @usebothhands oh hey i remember you from our performance at the pacific view cafe

flashstepjamie @usebothhands you were the one with the #slashstep shirt and the sign begging us to ravish you right

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @flashstepjamie nah bro that was ur mom lol

[mildwildchild]

flashstepjamie @usebothhands nah mate i never forget the face of a true fan

[attached: an unflattering duckface selfie of Mr. Rockwell that Yuffie dug up.]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @flashstepjamie hoping I'll get scouted so your band will have some real testosterone in it?

[mildwildchild]

flashstepjamie @usebothhands not to get too indelicate but judging from those nudez i don't think you have much testosterone to contribute

flashstepjamie @usebothhands which is fine, we could always use another soprano

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @flashstepjamie lol, u've been stuck with FS too long, forgot what a real guy looks like

[mildwildchild]

flashstepjamie @usebothhands i thought we were discussing you bro

flashstepjamie @usebothhands anyway #flashstep is always happy to hang out with fans

flashstepjamie @usebothhands i'm sure we can arrange to stop by ur home or work since u generously shared ur dox with the interwebs

flashstepjamie @usebothhands ur still at 2034 W Vista South Dr right

flashstepjamie @usebothhands it is very important that we know Sam Mattias Rockwell currently resides at 2034 W Vista South Dr

flashstepjamie @usebothhands if you, Sam Mattias Rockwell, are no longer located at 2034 W Vista South Dr pls inform us of ur new address post haste so that we know where to direct our attentions

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @flashstepjamie if u think this is scary, it's not

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @flashstepjamie bring it, twink, i'm not afraid of u

Direct Message

[off_the_edge]

that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife don't mean to be preaching to the choir: but in case you don't already know, you've been doxxed. change your password. you can contact @support and ask them to remove the tweets: I already reported it as a stolen account but I blocked em so I don't know if it'll go through for sure. another good idea is calling the police on their non-emergency number, and telling them that your details have been leaked online, just in case someone tries to have you swatted. I know it sounds dramatic but I'm serious about this. sorry this is happening to you, and I hope it works out okay. if you have a sympathetic friend or relative where you could stay for a while, it might be worth thinking about doing that. things'll get rough for a while, but I know you can deal with it.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands dude, I'm not scared. It's just a bunch of fans hacking me out of their basements, no life of their own, lol.

[off_the_edge]

that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife okay, let me start again. you're an asshole. and if it was up to me, I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire: however, they are posting your physical address so that their hatemob of potential thousands can do you physical harm. maybe they'll just order you a bunch of pizzas...... but do you really want to take that risk? just for the sake of the people you live with.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @TheRealCloudStrife u think thousands of people care about Lucifer? they watch her, they scream, but do they care? fuck no. if anything, they're idolizing someone blindly. this will be good for them. I seriously doubt anyone is coming after me, nobody likes jc that much.

[off_the_edge]

that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife this doesn't make any sense, so I don't believe this is what you actually think. but maybe if you don't care that much, consider not tweeting about these people. /shrug

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @TheRealCloudStrife ppl have a right to know if she's not as 'strong' as her front. don't u wish that someone had warned you your hero was a loser? don't deny it never happened to you, it happens to all of us.

[off_the_edge]

that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife why don't you just sshut up

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands You rude pos.

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands Do you any idea about manners? #ofcourseyoudont #youmisogynistcunt

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @daturapiano should I?

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @daturapiano sry ur protege doesn't have better taste

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands My boy has more taste in his socks than you have in your entire body.

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands What makes you even do this? #attention? #validation? #pleasetellme

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @daturapiano people thought she was strong

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @daturapiano now they know the truth, that's worth posting about right?

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @daturapiano she can pretend to be a man all she wants, she's still a pussy under it

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands So you're insecure. That's fine and all.

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands Still taking pictures of one at their most low doesn't prove your masculinity.

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands It just proves that YOU'RE the pussy here.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @daturapiano can't u read? A friend gave these to me. What I'm doing isn't ne diff from tabloids

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands Yes, but at least tabloids have protection. You don't. #youaregoing2hateyourfriend #afterwearedonewithyou

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @daturapiano lol, bring it, lady. u can't do anything.

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @usebothhands I said 'we', little boy.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @daturapiano and I said 'you'. I don't think anybody's going to care about Lucifer aside from you.

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts make peace with your gods #iknowwhereyoulive

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @fuckshirts you going to come and make me? #soscary

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts I will. I won't let you say shit about Luci that isn't true #carnie4life #howdareyou #illmakeyoupay

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @fuckshirts wake up dude, these are PHOTOGRAPHS

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @fuckshirts it's all true. pictures man. that's her, you can't deny that.

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts photos can be shopped. And even if they weren't, there's shit that's just off limits. So you better pray to god I never see you. That I never find you. #dontcarethatyoublamedme #youwontshamemyluci #theywillneverfindyourbody

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @fuckshirts you know she likes the attention. she's an attention whore. she doesn't care.

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts She doesn't care but I do. So watch youself. If I catch you around here, it'll be your very last day

[trn451]

launchpad queen @parkerkoriginal @lightbringer holy shit. bit.ly/wwesmackdown

launchpad queen @parkerkoriginal @lightbringer Junkyard goes hard as hell.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

ʜᴀɴᴅʏ sᴀᴍ @usebothhands @parkeroriginal all talk, lol