Placing Flowers Over Bones... Or Not?

By: Taykin Flouride

It's been almost a month since the band Flowers Over Bones disappeared and was later declared dead. The up and coming band was no stranger to tragedy. Trouble started when Angel Ramsay disappeared a month before their own disappearance. After much investigation, we have discovered the truth behind Flower Over Bones' exist from the stage.

The band's ties to the mafia had proved too strong to continue their musical careers provided by Edward Blanche, CEO of Virgo Entertainment. Gabby Guns first broke the story with the piece about the band's mafia background, and we can't forget the ancient Okamoto vs Inoue feud revealed in an earlier article. This is just another chapter in the band's long saga of criminal history.

Angel Ramsay was the canary in the coal mine. Their beloved, quiet manager was murdered in cold blood. Flowers Over Bones wanted revenge. Blanche provided the band with a new manager, one with a background in dark alley dealings and assassinations in hopes of appeasing the mob. It would benefit him to continue being in the mob's good favor,and the manager could deal with Ramsay's murder. However, it seems that was not enough for the band.

Now, Virgo Entertainment claims the band to have perished, yet we haven't seen the bodies. They're not dead until we see the bodies. Has Blanche cut his ties with the mob, or is he providing the band with a cover story? There has been a number of firings and disappearances in the music world, including ones related to the band's past like Keith Goodman of the Inoue Clan. Perhaps Flowers Over Bones are hiding Tommy Guns in their instrument cases now.

Flowers Over Bones Stands Over Bones?
By Gabby Gums

We’ve all heard music by Flowers Over Bones and we’ve all heard about how their close family-like dynamic is a big part of their success as a group and appeal. But what if the family connection is more than just a publicity stunt? That’s right; the members of Flowers Over Bones are actually blood relatives who have taken advantage of their familial ties to get ahead and they’re not from just any family. They’re from the mob and incredibly high ranking members too. They just happened to enjoy making music together.
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Flowers Over Bones’ Pao-Lin Endorses Fried Chicken Restaurants
By Rick Role

Miss Pao-Lin Huang has gained a reputation as the cutest and hungriest of the members of the hit band Flowers Over Bones. If you’ve ever seen her perform in her almost dance-like percussion style, it shouldn’t shock you that with all that movement and energy that she naturally needs her nutrition to keep moving. Between the popularity of her band and their recent flash performance at Brad’s Diner in Vista City, it was no surprise when food sponsors started to line up and bid on the young percussionist’s blessings.

It was chicken, more accurately the fried chicken fast food chain Kung POW Chicken that won Pao-Lin’s first official endorsement. (Brad’s could be considered Flowers Over Bones’ first food endorsement but since the diner is not a sponsor it’s not quite as official a deal in the eyes of Virgo and some fans.) Other bidders that lost but might receive future endorsements include Coldcone Icecream and Taco Hell.

Flowers Over Bones fans will be excited to hear that plans are already in motion to feature Pao-Lin in an upcoming commercial for the chain and it’s rumored the rest of the band might appear in it as well. Kung POW Chicken has announced that they are developing a new recipe for a spicy fried chicken plate that will be named in Miss Huang’s honor. Still no word on what the included side dishes might be but judging by the graphics accompanying the announcement Pao-Lin’s signature flower, the aster, will be decorating the plates and cups at Kung POW restaurants very soon.

10 Ways to Dress Like Pao-Lin

By: Sayes Tudadres

The precious percussionist in Flowers Over Bones, Pao-Lin Huang, always appears dressed for the occasion. Each outfit is the epitome of girlish class. But how can you snag some of that look for your own without breaking the bank? Here are some tips.

1. Aster aster aster

Starting with her signature flower, no outfit of yours will be complete without the blossom on your person. Flowers Over Bones has their official merchandise, but those looking for a more frugal option can take a trip to your local craft store and buy some silk flowers and hair pins to make your own.

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Virgo Adding Color to Their Morning Routine?
By: D. Nought Wori



It's still early into the new year, and while many are using this as an excuse to get fit, a number of people are taking it easy. And for good reason too. Bagel Bongo has taken Vista City by storm with their new signature Rainbow Bagels. What was once a bland looking quick grab for office workers and college students alike is now a bright ring sure to wake up even the toughest of mornings.

( But getting your hands on one of the bagels is a challenge. )