16 March 2016 @ 05:40 pm
TRANSFORMERS: ROBOT IN DISGUISE
By Shen Annie Gains


GARNET IS A ROBOT )
 
 
 
20 February 2016 @ 12:04 am
FIGHTING EVIL BY DAYLIGHT
By Shen Annie Gains


VIGILANTE ROY MUSTANG )
 
 
08 February 2016 @ 12:13 am
GARNET: THE GANG LEADER?
By Shen Annie Gains


Beware for your safety! Travel in numbers! )
 
 
01 February 2016 @ 01:38 pm
 
IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE!
@officialgarnetgroupies
OH MY GOD. Our beautiful goddess Garnet, our Keytar Mom, @garnetthegneissgirl, was DEFILED today by a NON-FAN that DARED to TOUCH her and TALK to her!!! Here's the culprit!!#attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares


IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies
As you can see, her hair is NOT SQUARE, and is in fact CIRCULAR! She was seen telling Garnet things that were no doubt CRITICAL of her amazing work before running off!! #attngarnetgroupies #ew #circles #probablyatigerfan #oracarnie #maybevip


IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies
If you see her on the street, go & plz tell her to CHANGE HER HAIR & BE MORE SQUARE, or to stay the HELL away from GARNET!! That's all!!! ~H #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares


IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies
We'll keep the Groupies updated on this situation AS IT UPDATES!! That's all!!! ~H #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares
 
 
04 January 2016 @ 07:49 pm
Now that we all have our trac phones, I hereby instate the Inter-Label Investigation Team! And for our first meeting, let's go over everything we've found and observed so far.

[Since this is kind of serious, he's actually trying to type normally instead of like a high school girl. It won't last long.]

First, there were those creepy hauntings when we were on tour. Then, a lot of people had weird visions and some seriously supernatural shit happen to us. And then, there was that party.

There's still murder mysteries to solve in space )
 
 
10 December 2015 @ 07:33 am
GNEISS SAVE!: SCHOOGIRL SAVED BY STAR'S SWIFT SWOOP!

by Michael Navarez Sr. )
 
 
 
Garnet
@garnetthegneissgirl
Can anyone guess where my band is hanging out, right now? Guess right and you might get a reward for your sleuthing skills.
Here's your only clue:

Good luck. #cosmicindulgence #priderecords
19:30 - 07 Nov 2054
 
 
L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
Day Three of The Great #pridelockdown. Using the time to write.


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
Don't you worry little devils, the Carnival will be back in business with something big soon. #pridelockdown #stircrazy #staticinmyhead


L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer
What's everybody do to deal with inescapable boredom, anyway?#pridelockdown #carniesmaketheirownfun #buttheresnothingtoplaywith




MASS EMAIL TO PRIDE REVENGE-EP PARTICIPANTS )
 
 
26 October 2015 @ 02:14 am
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Doctor and Garnet: Old Flames Turned Nasty Rivals
By Gabby Gums


Doctor from Flowers Over Bones, produced by Virgo Entertainment. Garnet of Cosmic Indulgence, produced by Pride Records. Both are big names this season and you can hear their music on radios everywhere. With the two signed at different companies you might assume that they’re strangers but a phone call to Cambridge reveals a scandalous connection between the two.

They’re exes. And their breakup was not pretty.
Read more... )
 
 
11 October 2015 @ 03:42 pm
TEEN HEARTTHROB IS A TEEN HELLION?!

WILD AWARDS CEREMONY ANTICS COULD END WITH CHARGES

Click to read more on this shocking story! )

And a bonus headline! )
 
 
07 October 2015 @ 02:05 am

beds are amazing #noonetoldme
 
 
05 October 2015 @ 11:38 pm
Assault of pumpkin.
Unchangeable scenery.
S. O. fucking S.

[This daily haiku tweet is brought to you by Virgo's decor.]