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[twoscompany]

	IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies
OH MY GOD. Our beautiful goddess Garnet, our Keytar Mom, @garnetthegneissgirl, was DEFILED today by a NON-FAN that DARED to TOUCH her and TALK to her!!! Here's the culprit!!#attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies As you can see, her hair is NOT SQUARE, and is in fact CIRCULAR! She was seen telling Garnet things that were no doubt CRITICAL of her amazing work before running off!! #attngarnetgroupies #ew #circles #probablyatigerfan #oracarnie #maybevip

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies If you see her on the street, go & plz tell her to CHANGE HER HAIR & BE MORE SQUARE, or to stay the HELL away from GARNET!! That's all!!! ~H #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies We'll keep the Groupies updated on this situation AS IT UPDATES!! That's all!!! ~H #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares

Comments

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew those are spheres. idiots. haha. #beautyschooldropouts #lookmaifailedgeometry

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Oh, wow, you're so smart! What great grammar! Go back to school, philistine! Their circular and that's what matters! #attngarnetgroupies #poseralert #loseralert #defartingassmoistsphere

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew at least we're not random caps lock and !!! freaks. what are you guys, 12. #failedenglishtoo #poseur #cubeboobs

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Don't worry, honey, I'm calling your mom right now. She needs to know you're up past your bedtime, baby. #attngarnetgroupies #firstgradersshouldntbeunsupervisedontheinternet #gocrytoyourmom

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew haha look, it's trying to insult by reusing the same insult. so cute. #babysfirststeps #iknowhow2internets

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Wow, says the one who can't spell and who started shooting blanks in the first place. #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares #dafanisstillavirgin

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew if you go back and actually read, we never made spelling mistakes unless we were talking n00b. which is ironic. but don't blame you for not being able to get that. #gettingplentythanx #nerdstheword #spitinurbeancurd

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies So you admit you're a tryhard "n00b"? Good to know! #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares #wowdarwinawardscheckthisout

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew probably ran off b/c cube-hair bored her stupid anyway #onewordwonder #defyingurface

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies WOW, its almost like you can form coherent sentences! You've clearly never actually heard real music or listened to a real intelligent conversation~ #attngarnetgroupies #amoistass #illiteratetroglodyte

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew yeah, 'cause garnet's so good at conversation. we know other people write all her stuff. #sqareheadconspiracy #cosmicflatulence

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies They're called liner notes, dumbass. Read them sometime, the Doctor writes all her material! Oh right, you can't read. #attngarnetgroupies #dumbassalert

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew and you know that b/c you were standing over her shoulder. drooling. get real. she can't put 2 words together. #nowordsforthestupid #daydreambeliever #cosmicgasalert

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies She has a PHD from Cambridge, something a knuckle-dragging zombie like you probably can't even say without messing it up. #attngarnetgroupies #defyingthesadtruthofyourfuglyass

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew printed off the interwebz and signed in crayon, sure. the truth is coming. wait for it. #rumadbro #squareheadsaresquarebrains #truthdeniers

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Its online! [img src = http://blablabla.vis/etcetcetc/pictureofadiploma.gif] #attngarnetgroupies #mulletsareformorons #heressomeiceforyourburn

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew oh yeah, b/c stuff on the interwebz can never be photoshopped. proves everything. #upyourstoots #ulostthegame

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Look it up in the Cambridge online archives, not like you'll even know how to spell that #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares #itscalledgigglesearchuseit

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew even if we couldn't, you just did it for us, genius. like we're going to trust anything else on the internet. famous people get stuff done, if you know what I mean. send us a paper copy and we'll talk. #defyingurface #theconspiracythickens #urtryingtoohard

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Oh, is that an invitation? Just give us your address and we will BE THERE with EVERYTHING you're asking for. #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares #callingoutthelosers

[vivelarevolution]

Sabo @calltherevolution @officialgarnetgroupies If you want her to stay away, why do you want her to be square? #justcurious