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[twoscompany]

	IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies
OH MY GOD. Our beautiful goddess Garnet, our Keytar Mom, @garnetthegneissgirl, was DEFILED today by a NON-FAN that DARED to TOUCH her and TALK to her!!! Here's the culprit!!#attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies As you can see, her hair is NOT SQUARE, and is in fact CIRCULAR! She was seen telling Garnet things that were no doubt CRITICAL of her amazing work before running off!! #attngarnetgroupies #ew #circles #probablyatigerfan #oracarnie #maybevip

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies If you see her on the street, go & plz tell her to CHANGE HER HAIR & BE MORE SQUARE, or to stay the HELL away from GARNET!! That's all!!! ~H #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies We'll keep the Groupies updated on this situation AS IT UPDATES!! That's all!!! ~H #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares

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[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew and you know that b/c you were standing over her shoulder. drooling. get real. she can't put 2 words together. #nowordsforthestupid #daydreambeliever #cosmicgasalert

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies She has a PHD from Cambridge, something a knuckle-dragging zombie like you probably can't even say without messing it up. #attngarnetgroupies #defyingthesadtruthofyourfuglyass

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew printed off the interwebz and signed in crayon, sure. the truth is coming. wait for it. #rumadbro #squareheadsaresquarebrains #truthdeniers

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Its online! [img src = http://blablabla.vis/etcetcetc/pictureofadiploma.gif] #attngarnetgroupies #mulletsareformorons #heressomeiceforyourburn

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew oh yeah, b/c stuff on the interwebz can never be photoshopped. proves everything. #upyourstoots #ulostthegame

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Look it up in the Cambridge online archives, not like you'll even know how to spell that #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares #itscalledgigglesearchuseit

[oceantier]

DEFYING UR FACE @dafancrew even if we couldn't, you just did it for us, genius. like we're going to trust anything else on the internet. famous people get stuff done, if you know what I mean. send us a paper copy and we'll talk. #defyingurface #theconspiracythickens #urtryingtoohard

[twoscompany]

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE! @officialgarnetgroupies Oh, is that an invitation? Just give us your address and we will BE THERE with EVERYTHING you're asking for. #attngarnetgroupies #spreadthewordsquares #callingoutthelosers