A Gang Leader in Vista City?

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GARNET: THE GANG LEADER?
By Shen Annie Gains



With only a week away from Valentine's Day, we at the 'Vista Sun' would rather entertain our readers with the 'Top Ten Gifts for this Valentine’s Day' or the 'Hottest Romantic Restaurants for a Date.' We would like to, but it has come to our attention that the graceful and peaceful Garnet is nothing more than a lowly gang leader!

We too were shocked about this news! However, we have undeniable, irrefutable evidence!

(Pictured are several girls and boys, sporting Garnet's traditional square-hairstyle with several of them holding scissors in the air. The person they are surrounding cannot be seen from the angle of the photo.

Further shown is a screen cap of the Twitter conversation, although the picture of Usagi is blocked out.)

For the safety of the victim, we have hidden her identity but it is true, dearest readers! Because this innocent bystander did not sport the hair-style that Garnet is so famous for, she ordered an attack on her! What has caused the keytarist to become so violent? What caused her to demand an attack on someone? This is clearly nothing new for the Pride label, as they are notorious for such bad boys and nefarious reputations under its title, but we had truly thought Cosmic Indulgence’s keytarist to be above such things. Clearly we were all wrong. We at the Sun were able to catch a hold of one of the attackers and even got a brief interview with her as she was running from the scene of the crime.

"It's hip to be square! We can't let anyone near our goddess Garnet who has something so scandalous as spheres near her!"

Others who were running away from the scene of the crime with gel and scissors were crying out how it was "Hip to be square!"

The Sun could not reach the victim of this awful attack who we can only hope was not injured badly in this sudden gang violence.

We contacted Garnet for comment but she could not be reached. Is she too busy because she is merely inciting even more violence against those who would dare not to be square? Is she attacking her own bandmates and forcing them to wear her style? Our hearts go out to the victim, as clearly Garnet has none, new gang leader that she is. We caution everyone to be on the look out for Garnet’s gang in case this is just the start of many attacks.