TFLN Kise Edition.

[yellowcopycat]

(Cuts for large and borderline NSFW images)

It's a Friday Night, and Kise's Drunk.

to Sora
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist. Why? More importantly, why am I still talking to this dude. Also thought you might like this.
 


to Jamie
yo, present for you~




to Maxxie
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping. This is a random thought I had. Yes/no? Also, here's another pic~ I was playing with the filter on this one, what do you think?   
 
to Ankh
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale? because Yama doesn’t give two shits about us unless it makes him money, Ankhcchi.

to Xanxus
I miss you and your huge cock, where the fuck are you? Here's some incentive  

to Momo
Momo, I think I just out gayed myself. I bought a thong? At least it’s Armani? I don’t know. I just got the notification.

to Tsuna
Tsuna, dude, you’re like, Simba from the Lion King. You’re hair reminds me of a tiny lion. It’s too cute.

to Nia
…. I don’t even know, dude, I don’t even know. Like for real, basketball. It’s amazing. But so is music. I’m kinda confused.

To Various other people who he somehow texted on accident

There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamingo that you had just stolen out of a yard

Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.

I just watched a woman try to put all the condoms in the condom bowl in her purse. Gay bars rock.

this is probably one of the weirdest shoots ever, fake tattoo and fake belly button piercing. #modellife think I should get a real tattoo?

Comments

[loveconservative]

I am not entirely certain this was intended for me.

1/2

[yellowcopycat]

I don't know. But you answered, that's good enough. Basketball Nia, ball is life. music is life. I

2/2

[yellowcopycat]

I feel like something got switched on in me. I love basketball, but it feels like I love it more than I remember loving it.

My brain hurts because of it.

[wounds]

Gay bars are great.

Who is this?

[yellowcopycat]

They ARE!!! So many cute boys. this one lets sixteen and up in! Which is good because i don't have a fake id

I'm Ryouta! Who is this?

[mildwildchild]

this is not what i wanted to wake up to today

[yellowcopycat]

THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU!!

the tattoo one

[sponsorigami]

FROM: ikarelin@virgoentertainment.vgo

I'm not sure you meant this to come to me, but it looks good. Are anchors something you like?

[ He thought a basketball would be more Kise's style from what Ivan knows of him. ]

[yellowcopycat]

It was for a shoot. I don't know what I was supposed to be modelling, maybe the bellybutton ring? They painted in on me while I was getting make up done.

hmmm... I think I'd like sun or something if I get a tattoo.

re; gay bars

[hanginginthere]

[oh god wHAT]





i think you have the wrong number

[yellowcopycat]

whooppises sorry!

who is then?

the flamingo one

[twoscompany]

[WELL YOU TEXTED HER, WHY NOT DO A LITTLE TROLLING]

It wasn't a flamingo.

[yellowcopycat]

it wasn't???

What was it?

[connivingbird]

it's so hard to remain the sober and sane one when you're talking like this you know

usually it's like minor. way minor as in the negatives really

also you have three hours to get sober

[yellowcopycat]

Sorry Ankhcchi. But sometimes I just need to be numb.

I'll be fine. Do me a favor and get my hangover make up out of my bedroom in case I don't make it back to the hotel?

[notahobby]

nice

sure this wasn't meant for sora?? heard u were sweet on him lol

[yellowcopycat]

renjqng lol. I'm sweet on Xanxus too according to the media.

[Except he is sweet on Xanxus, and is developing a tiny crush on Sora]

This was meant for you ;) 100% for Maxxie

[consocius]

what what why is some guy talking to you about dinosa

[mid-typing. he stops, hits send on accident. because there is a picture. ryouta whyyyyy.

well, at least it's not an entirely shirtless one again.]

r u sending me modeling pics again??? i don't really need them, i mean they're

[they're what? errggghhh what even does he....]

they're real nice i guess but why??

[yellowcopycat]

'cause I want you to have them. =)

[He's... not sure how to go about wooing any other way Sora, but he knows he can't act like he does with Xanxus and Maxxie]

[agains]

I would never steal anything, much less a plastic flamingo

[ that's what offends him, apparently ]

[yellowcopycat]

Wait... you aren't Jessie Bear, are you?

[traumatizing]

[UM.] No idea who this is, but the tattoo does look good.

[yellowcopycat]

Whoops! Sorry. I think I massed text this to a bunch of people!

I'm Ryouta, btw, and yeah, I'm def thinking of getting one their. The anchor is fake, because it was for a photo shoot, I'm thinking of a sun or something. Maybe a Gemini symbol.

[dame_tsuna]

[The lion king? Really? Spot on, Kise.]

Thanks?

Are you okay?

[Because that's the sort of text you send to someone when you're drunk or high.]

[yellowcopycat]

[And that's exactly what he is. Drunk. Ryouta doesn't do drugs]

I'm excellent! I'm at that gay club Bling! and I've gotten a lot of free drinks!

We should watch the Lion King sometime. Just, don't worry when I cry. I cry easily over movies.

[variaboss]

I just got this message. I think I have some ideas. We'll just have to watch the ribs.

[yellowcopycat]

oh? do share!

You know I can just do all the work until the ribs heal.