TFLN Kise Edition.

[yellowcopycat]

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It's a Friday Night, and Kise's Drunk.

to Sora
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist. Why? More importantly, why am I still talking to this dude. Also thought you might like this.
 


to Jamie
yo, present for you~




to Maxxie
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping. This is a random thought I had. Yes/no? Also, here's another pic~ I was playing with the filter on this one, what do you think?   
 
to Ankh
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale? because Yama doesn’t give two shits about us unless it makes him money, Ankhcchi.

to Xanxus
I miss you and your huge cock, where the fuck are you? Here's some incentive  

to Momo
Momo, I think I just out gayed myself. I bought a thong? At least it’s Armani? I don’t know. I just got the notification.

to Tsuna
Tsuna, dude, you’re like, Simba from the Lion King. You’re hair reminds me of a tiny lion. It’s too cute.

to Nia
…. I don’t even know, dude, I don’t even know. Like for real, basketball. It’s amazing. But so is music. I’m kinda confused.

To Various other people who he somehow texted on accident

There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamingo that you had just stolen out of a yard

Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.

I just watched a woman try to put all the condoms in the condom bowl in her purse. Gay bars rock.

this is probably one of the weirdest shoots ever, fake tattoo and fake belly button piercing. #modellife think I should get a real tattoo?

Comments

[yellowcopycat]

Sorry Ankhcchi. But sometimes I just need to be numb.

I'll be fine. Do me a favor and get my hangover make up out of my bedroom in case I don't make it back to the hotel?

[connivingbird]

there's a lot better things to do to get numb. drink just makes your skin go bad after a couple years.

that still won't stop me from nagging at you all the way to the shoot. fine or not

[yellowcopycat]

I just... I really miss Aoba and Kaworu. Don't get me wrong, I think Tsuna's great! He's like a little brother. Like Kaworu was, but different. But I can rationalized why Kaworu was fired. He was... off. I don't know if he was making the transition to fame okay.

But I'm so confused about Aoba.

[connivingbird]

i don't know why they were fired. i really don't. there was probably something that they either couldn't handle and we didn't know, or something else. the two new kids are alright and Nia a freaking saint to put up with my ego over the guitar pieces

but we're just barely getting by right now

numbing the brain isn't going to help though. that's just looking for us to screw up enough to get the shaft too

[yellowcopycat]

You're right.

Anyways, I'm heading home. I got a cab on the way.

[connivingbird]

cheer up and stop scaring the poor newbs. they're scared enough as it is

okay. you want anything? i was gonna chew on a lettuce leaf but if you're hungry i can hassle some better food out of room service

[yellowcopycat]

Onion Gratin Soup.

And you need to eat better.

[connivingbird]

okay, i'll drop a brick with the request in a few

i'm fine

[yellowcopycat]

Sweet

you eat like a bird.

[connivingbird]

isn't it fitting since i use a lot of bird motifs with my stuff?

[yellowcopycat]

Bird motifs are fine and all, but you aren't actually a bird.

[connivingbird]

how do you know? i could be one just like Big Bird

[yellowcopycat]

what...

dude, you killed what I had left of my buzz.

[connivingbird]

now now i'm sure you can find more of that buzz

i'll ask mr snuffleupagus about it

[yellowcopycat]

And you're the sane one how?

[connivingbird]

guess why

[yellowcopycat]

You look like you want to eat small children in that, Ankhcchi.

Sexy, sure, but evil! Evil!

[connivingbird]

maybe i am evil

or maybe i just had the light hit my face just right

[yellowcopycat]

What you are is weird.

I'm in the elevator now.

[connivingbird]

am not that weird

i just am me

[yellowcopycat]

... this feels like a mom and dad argument. I'm not ready to be married Ankhcchi, I want a divorce.

[connivingbird]

if you think i'm going to be stuck with these kids alone, you've got another thing coming

[yellowcopycat]

Momo will just become the mom.

But that's not fair to her. I guess you are stuck with me.

Just don't forget I'm only a year older than Momo. Barely. Actually, I'm only six-seven months older than her.

[connivingbird]

good

your soup is waiting for you

do you really think i would do something naughty with you?

[yellowcopycat]

I meant responsibilities, not sex. Perv =P

Unless you wanted to ;P I guess I wouldn't mind.

[He's teasing. Objectively? Ankh is beautiful, no denying that. But he's... just Ankh, Ryouta can't think of him sexually at all.]