TFLN Kise Edition.

[yellowcopycat]

(Cuts for large and borderline NSFW images)

It's a Friday Night, and Kise's Drunk.

to Sora
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist. Why? More importantly, why am I still talking to this dude. Also thought you might like this.
 


to Jamie
yo, present for you~




to Maxxie
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping. This is a random thought I had. Yes/no? Also, here's another pic~ I was playing with the filter on this one, what do you think?   
 
to Ankh
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale? because Yama doesn’t give two shits about us unless it makes him money, Ankhcchi.

to Xanxus
I miss you and your huge cock, where the fuck are you? Here's some incentive  

to Momo
Momo, I think I just out gayed myself. I bought a thong? At least it’s Armani? I don’t know. I just got the notification.

to Tsuna
Tsuna, dude, you’re like, Simba from the Lion King. You’re hair reminds me of a tiny lion. It’s too cute.

to Nia
…. I don’t even know, dude, I don’t even know. Like for real, basketball. It’s amazing. But so is music. I’m kinda confused.

To Various other people who he somehow texted on accident

There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamingo that you had just stolen out of a yard

Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.

I just watched a woman try to put all the condoms in the condom bowl in her purse. Gay bars rock.

this is probably one of the weirdest shoots ever, fake tattoo and fake belly button piercing. #modellife think I should get a real tattoo?

Comments

[connivingbird]

how do you know? i could be one just like Big Bird

[yellowcopycat]

what...

dude, you killed what I had left of my buzz.

[connivingbird]

now now i'm sure you can find more of that buzz

i'll ask mr snuffleupagus about it

[yellowcopycat]

And you're the sane one how?

[connivingbird]

guess why

[yellowcopycat]

You look like you want to eat small children in that, Ankhcchi.

Sexy, sure, but evil! Evil!

[connivingbird]

maybe i am evil

or maybe i just had the light hit my face just right

[yellowcopycat]

What you are is weird.

I'm in the elevator now.

[connivingbird]

am not that weird

i just am me

[yellowcopycat]

... this feels like a mom and dad argument. I'm not ready to be married Ankhcchi, I want a divorce.

[connivingbird]

if you think i'm going to be stuck with these kids alone, you've got another thing coming

[yellowcopycat]

Momo will just become the mom.

But that's not fair to her. I guess you are stuck with me.

Just don't forget I'm only a year older than Momo. Barely. Actually, I'm only six-seven months older than her.

[connivingbird]

good

your soup is waiting for you

do you really think i would do something naughty with you?

[yellowcopycat]

I meant responsibilities, not sex. Perv =P

Unless you wanted to ;P I guess I wouldn't mind.

[He's teasing. Objectively? Ankh is beautiful, no denying that. But he's... just Ankh, Ryouta can't think of him sexually at all.]

[connivingbird]

and here i thought you liked that sort of thing

better hurry up before someone else eats your lunch

[yellowcopycat]

Maybe a little.

I'm almost home.

[connivingbird]

too bad my heart is already stolen by ice cream and Luci

tell me why you like this soup it tastes like onions in cheese dipping sauce and not the fried kind

[yellowcopycat]

Ah, so the article was right about both of us, huh?

it's good! i have good taste. except in men, apparently.

[connivingbird]

nothing happened. some fans ripped her stage jacket off and i gave her my hoodie to cover her up until we got to her van. we talked about ice cream and then went and got some

it still tastes weird.

[yellowcopycat]

I figured nothing did. You're ace, aren't you? Or Demi? I kinda thought you were anyways.

It's delicious and healthy... ish.

[connivingbird]

don't know. i enjoy flirting but eh after that

yeah yeah hurry up

[yellowcopycat]

Flirting and sex are very different things, Ankhcchi

[connivingbird]

i know that

[yellowcopycat]

Food for thought? Speaking of which, I'm coming in.

[connivingbird]

who knows?

[He will find Ankh at the breakfast bar, sipping soup. There is a second bowl of soup sitting there with a cover over it to keep it warm and drinks. He doesn't seem to be enjoying it but at least he was eating something, right?]