TFLN Kise Edition.

[yellowcopycat]

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It's a Friday Night, and Kise's Drunk.

to Sora
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist. Why? More importantly, why am I still talking to this dude. Also thought you might like this.
 


to Jamie
yo, present for you~




to Maxxie
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping. This is a random thought I had. Yes/no? Also, here's another pic~ I was playing with the filter on this one, what do you think?   
 
to Ankh
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale? because Yama doesn’t give two shits about us unless it makes him money, Ankhcchi.

to Xanxus
I miss you and your huge cock, where the fuck are you? Here's some incentive  

to Momo
Momo, I think I just out gayed myself. I bought a thong? At least it’s Armani? I don’t know. I just got the notification.

to Tsuna
Tsuna, dude, you’re like, Simba from the Lion King. You’re hair reminds me of a tiny lion. It’s too cute.

to Nia
…. I don’t even know, dude, I don’t even know. Like for real, basketball. It’s amazing. But so is music. I’m kinda confused.

To Various other people who he somehow texted on accident

There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamingo that you had just stolen out of a yard

Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.

I just watched a woman try to put all the condoms in the condom bowl in her purse. Gay bars rock.

this is probably one of the weirdest shoots ever, fake tattoo and fake belly button piercing. #modellife think I should get a real tattoo?

Comments

[yellowcopycat]

They are.

Missing out on fans? I'm good. The two guys I'm currently sleeping with keep me entertained. One makes it hard to walk right the day after ;)

[wounds]

Hah. As long as you're having fun.

And it sure sounds like you are.

1/2

[yellowcopycat]

I really am. I might be in love.

2/2

[yellowcopycat]

nerjgnq3rgn FORGET THAT.

[wounds]

Ryouta's in love!!

Hah, it's not like I know who it is. I won't go spilling secrets I only have half of.

[yellowcopycat]

ajwgnqjwgbn bleh. I don't even know what I'm doing.

[wounds]

Feelings are complicated! I'll lend an ear.

Or a screen, in this case.

[yellowcopycat]

Well, let's just say these won't go anywhere. Because the guy I think I'm falling for? Well, his name starts with and X.

I'm sure you can figure it out from there.

[wounds]

You poor lost soul. That's probably going nowhere fast.

Unfortunately for you I can't play cupid.

[yellowcopycat]

It's okay. I knew what I was getting into. No one to blame but me.

It's not bad. He's fun, and like I said, it's hard to walk after a night with him. You probably saw the article, as your band mate was in it too. =)

[wounds]

Fun's the important part. You'll probably find somebody better for you anyway.

Yeah, apparently he had another dick off. I mean, I'm not his keeper, but how'd they end up like that?

[yellowcopycat]

Maybe. I'm not sure I'm ready to settle down with one person.

Who knows, it's probably Xanxus fault though.

[wounds]

You've got plenty of time. And you know, your musical career to consider.

It was probably Squalo.

[yellowcopycat]

True! I'm still young! And very, very attractive.

I don't know... I haven't met Squalo, but from the looks of him, it could be either. They probably fed off of each others assholishness.

[wounds]

[He bites on the urge to say he's more attractive.]

It's a definite possibility.

[yellowcopycat]

[Do it and you'd have to send photographic proof. Kise would be more than willing to play along]

I'm pretty sure that's what happened. Xanxus has impulse control issues.