Twitter

[variaboss]

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XANXUS @fuckshirts I don't know how to be a dad #ababygirl

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Comments

[maipokerface]

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[sharktrash]

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[scalpedsociety]

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[stylistic_disloyalty]

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[giglio_madonna]

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[iitrebel]

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[cleartranquil]

[ Yuffie's answer is just to Text. ]

u want to fill a girl in cause i think i just found out i was an aunt over twitter