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[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts Fuck. fuckfuckfuck. #notmyday

XANXUS @fuckshirts This can't be happening. #whynow #mylifewasfine

XANXUS @fuckshirts I'm not ready for this yet. #

XANXUS @fuckshirts I don't know how to be a dad #ababygirl

XANXUS @fuckshirts oh god. A dad....#ihaveababygirl #whatdoidonow

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[variaboss]

I see myself every day in the mirror. But really Luci, I mean it. I won't forgive myself if I hurt you. You're important to me. So if I try, you have to put me down, quick. Before I flare up and burn you.

[ Yeah. He's got fire tricks too. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Then I suppose it'll have to be a case of fighting fire-- [She snaps her fingers and lights her index finger.] --with fire.

[If someone has to keep him in check, she's the best option out of anyone. Aside from maybe Camilla, but Luci's not letting it get to that point.]

[variaboss]

[ He watches her light her finger and grins. He holds his own hand out and after a moment, the entire thing is wreathed in a brilliant fire. So of a dick measuring match with spontaneous combustion. A normal day at Chez Carnie. ]

I'll hold you to that.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Dammit, if it's a flame-dick-waving contest, so be it. Luci smirks, snaps both fingers and lights both her hands like stove burners.]

I'm more than fine with that.

[variaboss]

[ We gonna play that then? We gonna play it. They're totally going to set off fire alarms because Flames meet flames. Then he laughs and it snuffs out because it's nice to have someone like Luci. ]

Thanks. I mean that. I'm real glad I got the Devil on my side for this.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Yes, it's obviously going to be that way-- they can only be what they are, after all. Xanxus the human disaster, and Luci the human disaster in white.]

You have the Devil on your side for more than just this. I'll tell you when you're being a dumbass, don't worry about that, but when I think you have a point I will not let you let it go. Fear me.

[variaboss]

Sorry, can't fear you. Love you to much for that.

[ Yeah, he dropped the L word, but he doesn't mean it like that. He adores her and they have great sex when it happens but she's totally his family and he'll do anything for her.[ ] ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Luci can read the intent easily enough, though it's shocking. 'Love' isn't actually a word that people use around her and mean it in any capacity-- aside from fans shrieking at them. She smiles and rests her forehead against his.]

I strive to inspire either one, or both.