Twitter

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts Fuck. fuckfuckfuck. #notmyday

XANXUS @fuckshirts This can't be happening. #whynow #mylifewasfine

XANXUS @fuckshirts I'm not ready for this yet. #

XANXUS @fuckshirts I don't know how to be a dad #ababygirl

XANXUS @fuckshirts oh god. A dad....#ihaveababygirl #whatdoidonow

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[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @fuckshirts child support #thatswhatyoudonow

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · and this, ladies and gents, is why you use condoms

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @fuckshirts... I can't say I'm surprised, but didn't you endorse condoms a while back?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · or stick it up the ass

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts @daturapiano I totally endorse them. I...I think I was 16. I was 16 and stupid and now I'm finding out about it. #mybabygirlis8 #shouldhavebeenthere #shouldhavetoldmesooner

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts I do use condoms. Now. #8yearslater #justfindingoutnow

XANXUS @fuckshirts You want it that bad hmmm?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @fuckshirts Is this your way of telling me we need to child-proof the suite? #becausethatissonothappening

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts I don't really think management would allow me to bring her here anyway. #canwetalkaboutthis #ineedyoutokickmyass

[stylistic_disloyalty]

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @fuckshirts Yeah sure, I'll be back soon. #whyamikickingyourassagain #notthatIwouldnt #kinky

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[variaboss]

because I want someone to know the truth. And not what I'm telling the media. And I know I can trust you.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Fuck, Xanxus, what's going on?

Wait, nevermind, not here.

Uber just dropped me off, I'll be up in a second.

[And she is! A minute or so later she comes into the suite, looking nervous like she's going to have to gear up to hit someone.]

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[variaboss]

[ And there he is in person, looking like he did when he was high as fuck, only he's totally sober and it shows. He's sort of sitting in that chair. The waiting for someone to get home chair. He sits there and sort of pats it. ]

You want to know what's going on, right? You have to promise me you won't freak out or laugh or anything. You have to swear it.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Fuck, Xanxus. [Luci sighs and goes over to him, choosing instead to straddle him and sit on his knees so she can look him in the face. He may be wigging out, but Luci has been consistently high-strung since her rendezvous with Lesedi started up. She's just waiting for the other shoe to drop.]

Cut the crap, you know I'd never do that to you when it's important. What is it?

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @fuckshirts At least you know now. #plusicanbabysit #ifyouneedit

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · LOOKS LIKE "NOW" IS A BIT LATE DOESN'T IT?

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · you've ruined at least one life here you motherfucking piece of cunt

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · i'll hear how you're planning to fix it now, that kid'd better be taken care of

[ NOT EVEN ANSWERING THAT PASS TBH ]

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts I know that #justfoundout #sheshouldhavetoldmesooner

[variaboss]

[ He knows. But he still needed to be certain. Her weight on his lap makes him a little calmer. Makes his head a little more clear. It's still hard to say it. Still hard to admit. ]

You know those memories. The ones from another place. Another time? You remember what I told you I was? I've been remembering more. From before I was in the ice. I was 16 and there was a child. A baby. [ He frowns darkly. ] A baby that could only be mine. Why else would they be there and be so strong in my memories.

[ For a moment, he even almost looks 16 again. A teenager and terrified. ] I have a kid, Luci. I have a kid and I couldn't even remember them. I abandoned my own child and it's been eight years since then. And I don't even know if they're safe or alive..and if they are, how I can get them back.

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts I do. And I need to find her. I need to find her and be a part of her life. #shellneedafemalerolemodel

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts Lay off. I just found out. #sheonlytoldmenow

XANXUS @fuckshirts I am going to fix it. I don't know how, but I will. I won't let her grow up anymore without me in her life somehow.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · you'd fucking better or i'll exorcise your ass out of this planet

[ wow someone's touchy about this kind of stuff ]

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts I will. I won't be like him. I won't be like my father. I may not be allowed custody but I swear to god I won't let her grow up anymore without her father. I won't do that to her.

XANXUS @fuckshirts And the first thing I'm going to do is get clean,

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · good

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · wait what the fuck do you mean "get clean" i thought you went to rehab

[giglio_madonna]

Luce @lilyoverbones @fuckshirts Do you need parenting advice?

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @fuckshirts dude you know the moms in it for the money

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[cleartranquil]

[ Yuffie's answer is just to Text. ]

u want to fill a girl in cause i think i just found out i was an aunt over twitter