02/15

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · heeey anyone for free chocolate?

[ attached is a picture of an ample pile of chocolates and candies,
which contains plenty of beautiful and hand-crafted things like these. ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · if you think this is a lot, you should see Genos' pile

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · motherfucking metal prince i s2g if this continent ever has a chocolate shortage it'll be his fault

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · ok anyway i promise you won't need to suck my dick for taking a few boxes

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oh don't get me wrong, i'm very grateful for each and every one, darlings ♥

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · there's just no way in fuck i'd ever be able to eat all that. sharks don't do chocolate

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · or was that dogs

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · anyway hmu for your share!

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · especially you losers who didn't get anything yourselves lolol

[ ...yeah guess the gloating was the biggest reason for today's update. what a charmer ]

Comments

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince· @betterthanyou It's dogs you can't give chocolate to

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @metalprince whatever close enough

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince· You were the one who was wondering.

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · what if it applies to them both, though. what then

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince· How would you even get a shark to eat chocolate?

[sharktrash]

[ ok give him a moment ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · SINKING CARGO SHIPS

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince· Wouldn't they rather be eating the drowned?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · ...good point

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · look just because they don't get it doesn't mean it wouldn't also be bad for them?

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · like. people don't eat, like, rocks. but if they did i'd bet it'd cause health problems

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince people don't drink oil either

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · exactly! and what would happen if they started?

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince Depends on the oil. Gasoline is toxic.

[Not... to him...]

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · so basically, keep not drinking it right?

[wounds]

Genos @metalprince You shouldn't.

[sharktrash]

[ ...he almost wants to ask why does that sound like Genos isn't included in the "you", but. ]

[ That's obviously not a Twitter conversation. ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · not planning to, don't worry.

[wounds]

[It's not but Genos is... sitting pretty damn stiffly on the couch in their penthouse.

There are plenty of rewritten lyrics- all about heroes and heroics and... well that person Genos adores so much.]

[sharktrash]

[ MAYBE SQUALO IS GOING TO FIND HIM THEN. ]

[ And... oh. Deja vu. ]

...did you make up?

[wounds]

... It was a misunderstanding.

[Somebody's definitely messing with him, maybe it's the label. Though he feels... incredibly reluctant to blame them.]

[sharktrash]

You sure about that?

[ He did sound sort of certain when blaming his bae, but then it was right after he got kidnapped by evil spirits and allegedly had "something done to his head", so. Whoops he might be blaming the ghosts for that mishap. ]

[wounds]

... Yeah.

[He adores Saitama, absolutely.]

I ran into him again and... it just didn't seem in character. He's just... he's a good person.

[He's my hero and none of his good memories of Saitama were erased.]

[sharktrash]

...I'm glad.

[ He pauses, then there's a small conspicuous smile on his face. He pulls out a rumpled sheet of paper and holds it out for him. ]

I've got something for you.

[ ...it's "Majestic". Saved from when he was ripping his songs up. ]

[wounds]

[He perks up, taking it back, a soft smile on his face.]

You saved it...

Thank you, Squalo.

[sharktrash]

You're welcome. [ There, have one of those rare smiles that isn't a smirk or a grimace or otherwise unsettling. ] Thought you might change your mind.

[wounds]

[He smooths it down and looks fondly at it.]

Glad you knew me better than myself.

[sharktrash]

[ He sort of chuckles to himself. ]

I wouldn't say that. Just a feeling.

[ WELL THEN it looks like he's successfully brightened Genos' day, so unless he says anything else he'll probably go. ]

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise does chocolate do anything for a hangover headache

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · no clue. one way to find out right?

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise I'll try anything right now, how do I get some of that?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · Right you're not in Pride are you?

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · I could just toss some out the window but it might get smashed. It's a long way down.

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · So either meet me outside or give me a name and address to mail some to. #nohomo

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise Not in Pride. If I'm going outside it's going to take a while. It's too bright out, my head's pounding

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · alright, mail it is. i'll get lackeys to do it

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · haha lackeys

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · *band assistants

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise thanks. if i don't answer the door just throw it through the suite window. i dont even care anymore

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · haha gotcha

[ a couple hours later some nameless courier will deliver three boxes of chocolate to him. ]

[inversekeyblade]

[Praise be, the potential cure has arrived! It takes a while to actually go outside and get it, it is bright outside after all, but when he does he's as thrilled as a person with a pounding post-alcohol-binge-headache can have.

Alas.. the chocolate, though good, does nothing for this pain.]

Roxas @otherpromise hey yo, got the stuff, thanks. bad news, doesnt help worth shit. but its so tasty

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · good for something then. did you try aspirin

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise yeaaa I think this is one of those necessary evils that just has to happen tho. maybe practice makes perfect?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · maybe. i don't remember the last time i was hungover

[ and he drinks like a fish ]

[inversekeyblade]

[Lucky bitch]

Roxas @otherpromise you must be seasoned.. forget this nonsense

[sharktrash]

[ no luck, just pure skill ;D ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · you should go to a training camp for it

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise They have that!? I need to get in on that

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oh absolutely. there's a two month waiting list but i believe in you

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise A month or two? What the hell? What am I supposed to do in the meantime, just magically adapt?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · you can make yourself stronger, child

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · have a training arc

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · be the hero of your own story etc

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise Hm.. alright