02/15

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · heeey anyone for free chocolate?

[ attached is a picture of an ample pile of chocolates and candies,
which contains plenty of beautiful and hand-crafted things like these. ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · if you think this is a lot, you should see Genos' pile

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · motherfucking metal prince i s2g if this continent ever has a chocolate shortage it'll be his fault

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · ok anyway i promise you won't need to suck my dick for taking a few boxes

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oh don't get me wrong, i'm very grateful for each and every one, darlings ♥

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · there's just no way in fuck i'd ever be able to eat all that. sharks don't do chocolate

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · or was that dogs

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · anyway hmu for your share!

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · especially you losers who didn't get anything yourselves lolol

[ ...yeah guess the gloating was the biggest reason for today's update. what a charmer ]

Comments

[sharktrash]

You sure about that?

[ He did sound sort of certain when blaming his bae, but then it was right after he got kidnapped by evil spirits and allegedly had "something done to his head", so. Whoops he might be blaming the ghosts for that mishap. ]

[wounds]

... Yeah.

[He adores Saitama, absolutely.]

I ran into him again and... it just didn't seem in character. He's just... he's a good person.

[He's my hero and none of his good memories of Saitama were erased.]

[sharktrash]

...I'm glad.

[ He pauses, then there's a small conspicuous smile on his face. He pulls out a rumpled sheet of paper and holds it out for him. ]

I've got something for you.

[ ...it's "Majestic". Saved from when he was ripping his songs up. ]

[wounds]

[He perks up, taking it back, a soft smile on his face.]

You saved it...

Thank you, Squalo.

[sharktrash]

You're welcome. [ There, have one of those rare smiles that isn't a smirk or a grimace or otherwise unsettling. ] Thought you might change your mind.

[wounds]

[He smooths it down and looks fondly at it.]

Glad you knew me better than myself.

[sharktrash]

[ He sort of chuckles to himself. ]

I wouldn't say that. Just a feeling.

[ WELL THEN it looks like he's successfully brightened Genos' day, so unless he says anything else he'll probably go. ]