02/15

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · heeey anyone for free chocolate?

[ attached is a picture of an ample pile of chocolates and candies,
which contains plenty of beautiful and hand-crafted things like these. ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · if you think this is a lot, you should see Genos' pile

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · motherfucking metal prince i s2g if this continent ever has a chocolate shortage it'll be his fault

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · ok anyway i promise you won't need to suck my dick for taking a few boxes

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oh don't get me wrong, i'm very grateful for each and every one, darlings ♥

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · there's just no way in fuck i'd ever be able to eat all that. sharks don't do chocolate

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · or was that dogs

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · anyway hmu for your share!

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · especially you losers who didn't get anything yourselves lolol

[ ...yeah guess the gloating was the biggest reason for today's update. what a charmer ]

Comments

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · no clue. one way to find out right?

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise I'll try anything right now, how do I get some of that?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · Right you're not in Pride are you?

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · I could just toss some out the window but it might get smashed. It's a long way down.

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · So either meet me outside or give me a name and address to mail some to. #nohomo

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise Not in Pride. If I'm going outside it's going to take a while. It's too bright out, my head's pounding

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · alright, mail it is. i'll get lackeys to do it

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · haha lackeys

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · *band assistants

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise thanks. if i don't answer the door just throw it through the suite window. i dont even care anymore

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · haha gotcha

[ a couple hours later some nameless courier will deliver three boxes of chocolate to him. ]

[inversekeyblade]

[Praise be, the potential cure has arrived! It takes a while to actually go outside and get it, it is bright outside after all, but when he does he's as thrilled as a person with a pounding post-alcohol-binge-headache can have.

Alas.. the chocolate, though good, does nothing for this pain.]

Roxas @otherpromise hey yo, got the stuff, thanks. bad news, doesnt help worth shit. but its so tasty

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · good for something then. did you try aspirin

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise yeaaa I think this is one of those necessary evils that just has to happen tho. maybe practice makes perfect?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · maybe. i don't remember the last time i was hungover

[ and he drinks like a fish ]

[inversekeyblade]

[Lucky bitch]

Roxas @otherpromise you must be seasoned.. forget this nonsense

[sharktrash]

[ no luck, just pure skill ;D ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · you should go to a training camp for it

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise They have that!? I need to get in on that

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oh absolutely. there's a two month waiting list but i believe in you

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise A month or two? What the hell? What am I supposed to do in the meantime, just magically adapt?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · you can make yourself stronger, child

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · have a training arc

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · be the hero of your own story etc

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise Hm.. alright