02/15

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · heeey anyone for free chocolate?

[ attached is a picture of an ample pile of chocolates and candies,
which contains plenty of beautiful and hand-crafted things like these. ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · if you think this is a lot, you should see Genos' pile

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · motherfucking metal prince i s2g if this continent ever has a chocolate shortage it'll be his fault

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · ok anyway i promise you won't need to suck my dick for taking a few boxes

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oh don't get me wrong, i'm very grateful for each and every one, darlings ♥

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · there's just no way in fuck i'd ever be able to eat all that. sharks don't do chocolate

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · or was that dogs

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · anyway hmu for your share!

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · especially you losers who didn't get anything yourselves lolol

[ ...yeah guess the gloating was the biggest reason for today's update. what a charmer ]

Comments

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oh absolutely. there's a two month waiting list but i believe in you

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise A month or two? What the hell? What am I supposed to do in the meantime, just magically adapt?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · you can make yourself stronger, child

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · have a training arc

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · be the hero of your own story etc

[inversekeyblade]

Roxas @otherpromise Hm.. alright