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Junkyard Carnival On Fast Track To “Club 27”?

Junkyard Carnival On Fast Track To “Club 27”?

by Frances Jones

With a new member, an album on the way, and a fantastic performance at this year’s South Vista Music Festival, it would appear that Junkyard Carnival is going strong as ever. But is that truly the case, or is it a carefully crafted front to assure fans that all is well with their favorite hellions, while in reality the band is barely holding on?

The management was extremely tight-lipped about the circumstances of the recent firing. Could it be that the wild Carnies lifestyle caught up to Wakana Sonozaki before the rest, possibly leaving her unfitting to fulfill her role as a drummer?

And we might be facing some much more painful replacements in near future.

The brilliant frontwoman Lucifer is reported to have posted a series of disturbing tweets a few weeks ago, detailing her early demise, giving herself as much as two years to live. Another publicity stunt, or could it be that she’s already feeling the effects of star sickness?

Moreover, the band’s bassist, who is better known for his brawls and troubles with police than music by now, has been caught on camera exclaiming regular usage of heroin. Is the bad boy Xanxus just trying to keep up his bad reputation, or is he actually overcome with addiction that’s been known to take people to the grave in the matter of months?

Is it too late? Would the music world and teenage population perhaps be better off without questionable rolemodels like this? Or can the Carnies still dispel whatever inner turmoil is causing this undoubtedly self-destructive behaviour and carry on with their legend?

In an attempt to shed some light on this situation, our reporters have reached out to the allegedly reasonable member of the group, Yuffie Kisaragi, asking her if the matters were really as dire as they seem. Unsettlingly, she happily insisted that "well, everyone's gonna be dead eventually,” and subsequently, suggested the journalist team to “fuck off”.

Make sure you get the chance to hear them live this season... just in case.

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Hell nah. Do I look like a motherfucking fairy to you? [ Hopefully profanities don't turn her off or we might have a problem here. He breathes out through his teeth in amusement and does his best to give her a hickey before there's more kissing -- well. She sure knows what she's doing. ]

[ There's going to be a bit of a tongue battle here; he enjoys the forcefulness as much as fighting against it. While that's going, he's casually slipping his right hand into her boyshorts, to get familiar with the interior no doubt. Just a bit of teasing with his fingers, a brush here and a press there to gauge how sensitive she is. (And yeah, some of it's definitely centered around her clit, just in case she had any leftover worries he'd have trouble finding it. Nah.) ]

Reasonable request.

[ He'll be breaking away and moving down, providing she lets him -- not in a rush, though. There's going to be a nice string of kisses down her neck, her chest, some extra open-mouthed ones for her breasts (he may or may not favor the left one), then he's trailing his lips down her stomach. His hair's fanned out all around by now and might tickle at her sides. ]

[Not at all. Luci does like someone with fight in them, verbal and physical. Squalo speaking roughly, battling her tongue, it's definitely turning her on. She writhes under him, digs her fingers through Squalo's hair again when he starts leaving marks on her and teasing her breast. Luci isn't sensitive so much as... eager to convey her enjoyment of what her partner does to her. She grins and growls with every touch, giving him little tugs when he starts in below her belt.]

Thank fuck for-- nngh, cellist fingers.

[She twists her own fingers in his hair, pulling one of her hands away to take hold of his leash again.] Let's see those teeth when you take them off. [Her underwear, that is.]

Fuck says you're welcome.

[ He grins up at her, and there's something between a growl and a pur when she touches his hair -- guess he likes that, huh. Now, he's not entirely sure that's what she's meant, but yolo, and it sounds fun -- so, his lips are stopping at the edge of her undershorts... and then he's biting on its waist and pulling it down with his teeth, using his left arm for leverage. ]

[ He's going to keep his fingers where they are for a while longer, though. She'll get a tickly kiss under her belly, just where the hair should start, and then he's moving to her inner thighs, turning his head and starting with the left one as if reading a book. Small bites and kisses going from mid-thigh to almost between her legs, but instead of getting on with it he'll go for her other leg first. Is there a penalty for teasing? Probably should be. ]

[Yes, that's exactly what she meant-- Squalo's got quite a set of teeth on him, all the better if she can see them on the waistband of her underwear. She closes her eyes and enjoys the sensation of him getting closer and closer to her erogenous areas-- teasing and foreplay is something she definitely enjoys, and Squalo's mouth is simply amazing. Too amazing to rush, but going from just short of her center to the middle of her thigh is a little much. Luci grins and tightens her fingers in his hair and her grip on his leash and pulls, forcibly. Not a yank, steady, insistent, correcting pull.]

Don't be like that, darling. [She hooks a leg around Squalo's back and digs her heel right into his ass as she pulls. Multitasking-- she can do it.] I know you're not holding out on me, I'm not wrong am I?

[Her tone suggests she will happily take it out of his hide if he answers in the affirmative.]

Hnng --

[ It doesn't sound like much of a protest, though, even if there might be a hint of pain to it. Hair pulling? Hair pulling. He's into that. ]

[ He grins up at her from between her legs. ]

Hell nah. Patience as short as her hair, noted.

[ Shittalking is a valid form of foreplay, right? ]

[ But, hey, he won't be making her wait much more. He brushes some loose hair between his ear and leans in. Starting with a few nice wet slow licks, then he's sticking his tongue in just for the hell of it, then proceeding to a more sucky approach. Other parts are getting a small break, apparently, since he moves his hands to stroke her inner thighs instead for the moment. ]

[ Any directions are still appreciated, of course, just in case she prefers merciless clit action, but hey, those things start hurting if you rub them too much. ]

I can be quite patient when it's deserved. [Read: earn it, Squalo, you're in the perfect place to do it.]

[Luci's fingers uncurl out of Squalo's hair as he starts his attentions, though her grip never leaves the leash. She definitely did not underestimate Squalo's tongue, God he's good. Just slow enough to tease enough, but more than satisfying. He doesn't have to go right for gold for Luci to have a good time.]

[She groans and combs her nails through Squalo's hair gently, encouragingly, appreciative hums coming from her.] Yeah, good-- good boy.

[ Fuckin rude. He thought he's made enough of an impression by now. ]

[ It's more fun when it takes longer, right? Besides, women like that. Or some other generalizing caption like that. Well, whatever his convictions, he's pretty damn decent at it, that's always a plus. And he can't talk when his mouth is busy, so that's obviously another positive thing. ]

[ He'll purr contentedly at the praise and proceed to lick and kiss and suck and do whatever to keep it ~flavored~. Eventually he moves one hand to thumb at her clit, a few teasing motions like flipping a switch, then gentle circling gradually but pretty quickly growing more firm. Stuff. Yeah. ]

[Spoilers: he has, she's just trying to be nice and firm with you, sharkdarling. :<]

[And when he really starts going, Luci definitely doesn't need him to prove anything. He's an absolute joy to have between her legs, and Luci doesn't leave him in doubt of that. She's vocal onstage and in the bedroom, apparently. The rhythm Squalo gives her brings out a moan or hum or sigh at all the right points, and when he really starts going at her clit she starts the standard and classic vocalizations. 'Ah's and 'Yeah's, which aren't perhaps the most creative thing-- but obviously it means Squalo is pleasing her to the point where she can't think creatively.]

[She starts rocking her hips gently against Squalo's mouth, seeing if he'll get on board with that or if he wants to switch gears. Her fingers are getting a little tighter in his hair, too. Every muscle in her body is getting tauter from his ministrations.]

[ Oh okay. Like, it's fine if she hurts his feelings rather than his body. He's still into that. ]

[ He's definitely pleased with the noises, though. (Likewise, he's loud everywhere including in bed, but it's not apparent right now.) It's always nice to know just how much your partner's enjoying themselves, even if he doesn't need validation or anything of the sort. It's just... an immediate gratification kind of thing. Nice. Yeah. ]

[ He'd lie if he said it wasn't getting to him, though. There's a nice lady with a nice voice seemingly melting under his tongue and fingers, if that doesn't get a guy hella turned on then he must be strictly into dicks and Squalo's got that "bi" in the middle of his name for a reason. ]

[ So as much fun as it is laying flat on a hard-on and working with his mouth, he definitely wouldn't oppose moving on to the part where he gets to get off, too. That's not gonna happen unless she says so, though; the game's still on, after all. He'll go for a while longer, until he's sure he can feel those small contented trembles under his fingers, then he draws back just enough to lick his lips and grin at her. If he catches her look, he'll shamelessly maintain eye contact. His voice's a bit rougher than usual. ]

Permission to parking or would you rather have me go on?

[ SO SMOOTH RIGHT ]

[Luci tips her head back and grins. Yes, he really is the rude and rough-around-the-edges sort, but she's alright with that. She likes that.]

What? You don't want a turn?

[She is all about reciprocity. Especially if she can get Squalo's voice sounding even more strained than it already is.]

[ Good. If she didn't, there might be a problem. He quirks an eyebrow, still amused. Even excited, as he continues working his fingers on her because hey, a complete stop could kill the mood here. ]

Wasn't aware that's an option. Hell yeah I do.

Now why would I be cruel to those with cocks and deny them the gift I so joyously give to so many cunts?

[Even she wouldn't tease Squalo with her tongue and then make him wait until next time. She pulls on the leash again to bring him closer.]

Straddle me darling, both hands on the wall.

You might have your reasons.

[ He goes to push himself up, now more or less over her on his fourths -- but pauses and stares down at her with a frown. He's sure they've been over this before, he's like six feet tall and almost a hundred-seventy pounds ~~worth of hair~~. Sure, he'll hold most of his weight, but still. ]

I'll fucking crush you.

Then you better stay on your knees, or I'll be very unhappy.

[But she is definitely going to make it hard for him. ...in more ways than one. She scoots down further onto her back and pulls Squalo's hips to her.]

[ ALRIGHT THEN. ]

[ He'll just lean forward to rest his hands against the wall as told, and move closer along with that pull. This is... actually new, but he'll still flash a grin back at her. ]

Gotcha, Master.

[There's a good sharkboy, just do what Master says, she'll take care of the rest. Luci holds Squalo's hips steady and flicks her tongue out to catch the head of his cock, cradling it gently and pushing it up before letting it drag down her tongue and flop back down. It's a merciless tease of a lick, she's taking her time getting to know Squalo's junk. She's generous with the licking and lapping, but also mouths along the length and draws the most impossible spirals on it with just the tip of her tongue.]

[Once she's had enough of playing around with his cock, she finally dips her chin and takes him into her mouth-- all the way, one go. Luci is nothing if not practiced, and her tongue moves like a fucking corkscrew around him as she sinks his cock further into her mouth and down her throat.]

[ Oh yeah let's just say they got his pants out of the way earlier at some point because I'm not sure that's happened. Anyway, it's a pretty nice dick, nothing really special but it's clean and tidy (though it might still be possible to deduce white isn't quite his natural hair color), and evidently has no trouble getting excited so, all good. ]

[ -- Well shit, okay, guess she knows what she's doing just as well. He groans and swears, presumably in Italian, but he'll be a gentleman and not try to shove it down her throat until she decides to do it herself. Which will be met with another string of appreciative noises. Hope she likes guys being vocal, because he'll surely let her know he's having a good time. ]

[She loves hearing her partners. She's pretty sure she's going to love hearing Squalo too, given she knows how fucking loud he can get just talking normally. Luci wants to hear him, but she also wants to feel him struggling to stay upright.]

[She starts slowly, dragging her lips over his cock in a torturous slide and treating him to the dexterity of her tongue. Luci is not shy about teasing him with not enough friction or suction, but eventually she starts bobbing her head in earnest and sucking the life out of Squalo. All the while, she keeps his hips as steady as she can-- he's going to have to fight to get more than what she's giving him.]

[ Well, she's getting all her wishes today. Lucky her, right? There's a frustrated growl at first, and he does try to move -- but not with as much force as he probably could. Look, just shoving your dick down someone's throat is extremely ungentlemanly, and if she actually feels like it she'll make it known, he's pretty sure. The growling gives way to groans soon enough, and, well, if he wasn't hard before, he sure is now. ]

[ But he still finds a moment to grin down at her. ]

Holy shit, [ sharp exhale, ] you weren't kidding about your wicked tongue. [ Another appreciative sound. ] Thought that was just PR crap. [ And a definitely loud one. ]

[She chuckles with her mouth full and pulls off slowly.] I don't blow everyone who attends our shows, darling, that knowledge is word of mouth.

[~~Hurr hurr.~~]

[She curls her fingers around his cock and strokes him for a few beats. After a few more tongue lashes she pauses.] You can park it now, I'm feeling neglected down there.

[ Good, he thinks, or she wouldn't have time to sing and the world would be robbed of something pretty great. It's a bit too many words to voice properly now, though, so he'll just give her a Look that he hopes conveys the sentiment, and move himself back until his face is back above hers, teeth still flashing. ]

We can't have that, now can we.

[ He'll lean in to give her a nice, deep kiss while he slides a hand down between her legs again. So he's not huge or anything, he'll still start with fingers because he's considerate. Not for too long, though, and soon his lips (and teeth) are on her neck, and he's fishing a condom out of the back pocket of his discarded pants. ]

I demand cock. [She says, yanking playfully on Squalo's leash as he leans down to kiss her again. Luci nips at his lips and treats him to her tongue again as he slides his fingers in again. She spreads her legs a little wider to facilitate him, chuckling in a thick and brusque tone from the arousal.]

You always have a condom in your pocket?

Yes, my lord.

[ It's probably a play on that whole "Satan" thing here, otherwise he might've gone with "lady" again. That or he remembers how hilarious Luci found it last time and decided to play safe. Then again, laughing during sex is actually a good thing, so whatever. He briefly smirks up at her as he suits up, and makes what he hopes will be a cute little hickey in a few hours. ]

Sure. [ He kisses down to give her breasts some attention. ] Usually it's in the wallet, but that can get stolen, yeah? [ His own voice is low and somewhat breathless, too. He chuckles and slides one hand under her thigh to gently push it the way he wants. ] If someone manages to steal my pants, they deserve all the bare dick trouble they get.

[ He exhales against her skin and gives her a bite on the side of neck again as he pushes in, slowly enough to be careful but not torturously so. ]

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[It takes talent to roll a condom on and leave a hickey, but Luci enjoys it and twists her fingers in the hair at the back of his head and groans as he goes at her neck and breasts. Luci can at least say that her good puppyshark gives good attention when she demands it.]

Bare dick trouble. [She laughs and spreads her legs for him and tugs a little on the collar, clearly eager for the main event.] Sounds like your next single.

[The slide in is great. Luci goes back to both hands in Squalo's hair, holding him to her neck as he goes deeper into her and growling out a sigh of pleasure. When he's almost all the way in, Luci snaps her hips into Squalo's with a snarl.]

Fuck-- nngh, yes. You've got a great cock on you.

[ He's a talented guy, obviously. Also hey, he doesn't exactly need his mouth down there or anything. Focus is something you learn when you're as good at an instrument as he is, etc etc. ]

Great idea. [ Not laughing, but just barely. ] Wanna be the guest star?

[ Snapping? Alright then, he'll take that as a cue to move. Not exactly gently at that, but with all that foreplay it should be enjoyable already. ]

I don't -- make these things up.

I AM BAD AT THIS SMFH

NO YOU ARE FINE 8[

LET'S HOPE IT LASTS

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