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Junkyard Carnival On Fast Track To “Club 27”?

by Frances Jones

With a new member, an album on the way, and a fantastic performance at this year’s South Vista Music Festival, it would appear that Junkyard Carnival is going strong as ever. But is that truly the case, or is it a carefully crafted front to assure fans that all is well with their favorite hellions, while in reality the band is barely holding on?

The management was extremely tight-lipped about the circumstances of the recent firing. Could it be that the wild Carnies lifestyle caught up to Wakana Sonozaki before the rest, possibly leaving her unfitting to fulfill her role as a drummer?

And we might be facing some much more painful replacements in near future.

The brilliant frontwoman Lucifer is reported to have posted a series of disturbing tweets a few weeks ago, detailing her early demise, giving herself as much as two years to live. Another publicity stunt, or could it be that she’s already feeling the effects of star sickness?

Moreover, the band’s bassist, who is better known for his brawls and troubles with police than music by now, has been caught on camera exclaiming regular usage of heroin. Is the bad boy Xanxus just trying to keep up his bad reputation, or is he actually overcome with addiction that’s been known to take people to the grave in the matter of months?

Is it too late? Would the music world and teenage population perhaps be better off without questionable rolemodels like this? Or can the Carnies still dispel whatever inner turmoil is causing this undoubtedly self-destructive behaviour and carry on with their legend?

In an attempt to shed some light on this situation, our reporters have reached out to the allegedly reasonable member of the group, Yuffie Kisaragi, asking her if the matters were really as dire as they seem. Unsettlingly, she happily insisted that "well, everyone's gonna be dead eventually,” and subsequently, suggested the journalist team to “fuck off”.

Make sure you get the chance to hear them live this season... just in case.

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[Aw, what a good. Luci, sweaty and flushed, indulges his romantic streak and kisses him. Gentle and full of feeling. After, she traces her fingers up his chest and starts unbuckling the collar.]

That was mind-blowing. I haven't had sex that good in a while.

[ He grins at her once their mouths are apart again; his hands slip down to rest on her hips, now loosely, and he combs one hand's fingers over her lower back, wondering if she's ticklish there. ]

I'd bet. You weren't having it with me after all. [ The grin goes wider. What a piece of shit. ] But hey, I can say the same back. Anyone told you you're amazing lately?

[Not ticklish, but she enjoys the light scratchings. She hums and stretches out over Squalo's chest after tossing the collar away and resting her arms over Squalo's shoulders. Yes, good, soothe her in a tactile fashion, she will be yours forever.]

[...or at least all evening.]

Mm, not in the past couple of days. [She turns and puts gentle, happy kisses on his cheekbone and temple.] Wanna stroke my ego now?

[ He'll start leaning back now. Go on, come down with him, it's time to drape and lay about or something. ]

[ ...please don't scare him with the 'f' word, all evening is plenty enough. ]

Well, I've already stroked you in other places. I like to be thorough.

[Oh yes, she's definitely going to lay down with him. She can't think of anything better right now-- plus Luci is no newbie, she's going to give Squalo all the aftercare. He did a good job on the leash.]

I like someone who's thorough. [She pulls herself off of him and curls up against his chest and under his chin.]

[ That's sweet, but it was nowhere near bad enough for him to need tenderness or whatever. She didn't even choke him or anything. Still, he's not gonna look a gifted horse in the mouth. Once she's laid out on top of him, he'll proceed drawing circles and scribbles over her back with his fingertips, looking very pleased with himself. ]

You've got good taste to go with the rest of your winning features, then.

[True, she's had more intense sessions than this, but it never hurts to be kind after. Thoroughness.]

[She hums, behaving like a pleased large cat as Squalo traces patterns over her back. Luci loves tactile partners, loves them to distraction, and she shows her appreciation by lighting massaging his shoulder and the base of his neck.]

You're hilarious, and it's great. [She says with a laugh, nuzzling under his jaw.] But I can't laugh too hard at my own good taste, especially when it's so on point.

[ Fine. Thoroughness. ]

[ ...he likes cat-y people, he decides. Well, he probably always has, but it just hits him now. He chuckles under his breath and gives her some scratches between the shoulders and on the back of neck. ]

Hey, that's no laughing matter. [ Though he sounds amused. ] Life's too short not to be on point, yeah?

Oooh, yeah, that's the spot I haven't been able to reach for days, nnn... [She stretches out, clearly not intending to move until she's satisfied. Terribly cat-ish.]

...yeah. Life's too short. [She agrees with a little nod. She just hopes it's not too short, in her case.]

You're welcome.

[ Guess they're just gonna touch and cuddle now. How cute. ]

Junkyard Carnival On Fast Track To “Club 27”?

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Wrapping up?

Wrapping up! /o/

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