Junkyard Carnival On Fast Track To “Club 27”?

[sharktrash]

Junkyard Carnival On Fast Track To “Club 27”?

by Frances Jones

With a new member, an album on the way, and a fantastic performance at this year’s South Vista Music Festival, it would appear that Junkyard Carnival is going strong as ever. But is that truly the case, or is it a carefully crafted front to assure fans that all is well with their favorite hellions, while in reality the band is barely holding on?

The management was extremely tight-lipped about the circumstances of the recent firing. Could it be that the wild Carnies lifestyle caught up to Wakana Sonozaki before the rest, possibly leaving her unfitting to fulfill her role as a drummer?

And we might be facing some much more painful replacements in near future.

The brilliant frontwoman Lucifer is reported to have posted a series of disturbing tweets a few weeks ago, detailing her early demise, giving herself as much as two years to live. Another publicity stunt, or could it be that she’s already feeling the effects of star sickness?

Moreover, the band’s bassist, who is better known for his brawls and troubles with police than music by now, has been caught on camera exclaiming regular usage of heroin. Is the bad boy Xanxus just trying to keep up his bad reputation, or is he actually overcome with addiction that’s been known to take people to the grave in the matter of months?

Is it too late? Would the music world and teenage population perhaps be better off without questionable rolemodels like this? Or can the Carnies still dispel whatever inner turmoil is causing this undoubtedly self-destructive behaviour and carry on with their legend?

In an attempt to shed some light on this situation, our reporters have reached out to the allegedly reasonable member of the group, Yuffie Kisaragi, asking her if the matters were really as dire as they seem. Unsettlingly, she happily insisted that "well, everyone's gonna be dead eventually,” and subsequently, suggested the journalist team to “fuck off”.

Make sure you get the chance to hear them live this season... just in case.

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[stylistic_disloyalty]

Now why would I be cruel to those with cocks and deny them the gift I so joyously give to so many cunts?

[Even she wouldn't tease Squalo with her tongue and then make him wait until next time. She pulls on the leash again to bring him closer.]

Straddle me darling, both hands on the wall.

[sharktrash]

You might have your reasons.

[ He goes to push himself up, now more or less over her on his fourths -- but pauses and stares down at her with a frown. He's sure they've been over this before, he's like six feet tall and almost a hundred-seventy pounds worth of hair. Sure, he'll hold most of his weight, but still. ]

I'll fucking crush you.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Then you better stay on your knees, or I'll be very unhappy.

[But she is definitely going to make it hard for him. ...in more ways than one. She scoots down further onto her back and pulls Squalo's hips to her.]

[sharktrash]

[ ALRIGHT THEN. ]

[ He'll just lean forward to rest his hands against the wall as told, and move closer along with that pull. This is... actually new, but he'll still flash a grin back at her. ]

Gotcha, Master.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[There's a good sharkboy, just do what Master says, she'll take care of the rest. Luci holds Squalo's hips steady and flicks her tongue out to catch the head of his cock, cradling it gently and pushing it up before letting it drag down her tongue and flop back down. It's a merciless tease of a lick, she's taking her time getting to know Squalo's junk. She's generous with the licking and lapping, but also mouths along the length and draws the most impossible spirals on it with just the tip of her tongue.]

[Once she's had enough of playing around with his cock, she finally dips her chin and takes him into her mouth-- all the way, one go. Luci is nothing if not practiced, and her tongue moves like a fucking corkscrew around him as she sinks his cock further into her mouth and down her throat.]

[sharktrash]

[ Oh yeah let's just say they got his pants out of the way earlier at some point because I'm not sure that's happened. Anyway, it's a pretty nice dick, nothing really special but it's clean and tidy (though it might still be possible to deduce white isn't quite his natural hair color), and evidently has no trouble getting excited so, all good. ]

[ -- Well shit, okay, guess she knows what she's doing just as well. He groans and swears, presumably in Italian, but he'll be a gentleman and not try to shove it down her throat until she decides to do it herself. Which will be met with another string of appreciative noises. Hope she likes guys being vocal, because he'll surely let her know he's having a good time. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[She loves hearing her partners. She's pretty sure she's going to love hearing Squalo too, given she knows how fucking loud he can get just talking normally. Luci wants to hear him, but she also wants to feel him struggling to stay upright.]

[She starts slowly, dragging her lips over his cock in a torturous slide and treating him to the dexterity of her tongue. Luci is not shy about teasing him with not enough friction or suction, but eventually she starts bobbing her head in earnest and sucking the life out of Squalo. All the while, she keeps his hips as steady as she can-- he's going to have to fight to get more than what she's giving him.]

[sharktrash]

[ Well, she's getting all her wishes today. Lucky her, right? There's a frustrated growl at first, and he does try to move -- but not with as much force as he probably could. Look, just shoving your dick down someone's throat is extremely ungentlemanly, and if she actually feels like it she'll make it known, he's pretty sure. The growling gives way to groans soon enough, and, well, if he wasn't hard before, he sure is now. ]

[ But he still finds a moment to grin down at her. ]

Holy shit, [ sharp exhale, ] you weren't kidding about your wicked tongue. [ Another appreciative sound. ] Thought that was just PR crap. [ And a definitely loud one. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[She chuckles with her mouth full and pulls off slowly.] I don't blow everyone who attends our shows, darling, that knowledge is word of mouth.

[Hurr hurr.]

[She curls her fingers around his cock and strokes him for a few beats. After a few more tongue lashes she pauses.] You can park it now, I'm feeling neglected down there.

[sharktrash]

[ Good, he thinks, or she wouldn't have time to sing and the world would be robbed of something pretty great. It's a bit too many words to voice properly now, though, so he'll just give her a Look that he hopes conveys the sentiment, and move himself back until his face is back above hers, teeth still flashing. ]

We can't have that, now can we.

[ He'll lean in to give her a nice, deep kiss while he slides a hand down between her legs again. So he's not huge or anything, he'll still start with fingers because he's considerate. Not for too long, though, and soon his lips (and teeth) are on her neck, and he's fishing a condom out of the back pocket of his discarded pants. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

I demand cock. [She says, yanking playfully on Squalo's leash as he leans down to kiss her again. Luci nips at his lips and treats him to her tongue again as he slides his fingers in again. She spreads her legs a little wider to facilitate him, chuckling in a thick and brusque tone from the arousal.]

You always have a condom in your pocket?

[sharktrash]

Yes, my lord.

[ It's probably a play on that whole "Satan" thing here, otherwise he might've gone with "lady" again. That or he remembers how hilarious Luci found it last time and decided to play safe. Then again, laughing during sex is actually a good thing, so whatever. He briefly smirks up at her as he suits up, and makes what he hopes will be a cute little hickey in a few hours. ]

Sure. [ He kisses down to give her breasts some attention. ] Usually it's in the wallet, but that can get stolen, yeah? [ His own voice is low and somewhat breathless, too. He chuckles and slides one hand under her thigh to gently push it the way he wants. ] If someone manages to steal my pants, they deserve all the bare dick trouble they get.

[ He exhales against her skin and gives her a bite on the side of neck again as he pushes in, slowly enough to be careful but not torturously so. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[It takes talent to roll a condom on and leave a hickey, but Luci enjoys it and twists her fingers in the hair at the back of his head and groans as he goes at her neck and breasts. Luci can at least say that her good puppyshark gives good attention when she demands it.]

Bare dick trouble. [She laughs and spreads her legs for him and tugs a little on the collar, clearly eager for the main event.] Sounds like your next single.

[The slide in is great. Luci goes back to both hands in Squalo's hair, holding him to her neck as he goes deeper into her and growling out a sigh of pleasure. When he's almost all the way in, Luci snaps her hips into Squalo's with a snarl.]

Fuck-- nngh, yes. You've got a great cock on you.

[sharktrash]

[ He's a talented guy, obviously. Also hey, he doesn't exactly need his mouth down there or anything. Focus is something you learn when you're as good at an instrument as he is, etc etc. ]

Great idea. [ Not laughing, but just barely. ] Wanna be the guest star?

[ Snapping? Alright then, he'll take that as a cue to move. Not exactly gently at that, but with all that foreplay it should be enjoyable already. ]

I don't -- make these things up.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[The rough movement startles her at first, but she grins up at him and immediately starts matching his rough pacing. It feels great, bare dick or no. Squalo has some passion to him, Luci loves that in a partner when she's in the mood to be fucked within an inch of her life.]

The tabloids seemed to indicate-- nngh-- as much. [After a few more moments of Squalo pounding her, Luci takes him by the shoulders and tries to roll him so she can ride him.]

[sharktrash]

[ He'll pause a bit just to make sure she's into it, but he takes that grin as a go-ahead and continues. And hey, Italians are basically made of passion. She should be aware of this by now. ]

They don't know the half of it. --!

[ He doesn't really expect it, but hey, today's rule is that she's in charge. So he'll lean back and let her switch them up, grinning up at her once his back's on the mattress, both his hands moving to her hips. ]

Fierce.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Okay, fair point, still. First time with Squalo in particular. She's allowed to enjoy all the firsts, including his joie de fucking.]

[She smirks down at him from atop his hips, feeling very satisfied with the change up.]

You don't know the half of it. But you're about to get close.

[She must do this a lot, because Luci starts gyrating with Squalo inside of her without using her hands to support her. All stomach and back muscles as she rolls her hips and squeezes him tightly. She keeps her back arched and her hand on Squalo's leash, looking highly experienced in the art of riding a leashed man.]

[sharktrash]

[ Fair enough, and definitely. And hey, she's more than keeping up, so that tells something, too. ]

I don't? Wow, I'm heartbroken.

[ She's good. He'll stop shittalking for a moment to groan and rock his hips up into her. Hope she doesn't mind his grip getting a tighter; he might leave nail marks if she keeps this up. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Keep this up, and I'll show you everything anytime you want.

[He's good too-- Luci throws her head back, pulling on the leash with one hand and putting her other on top of Squalo's as he digs his fingers into her. And she rides him for all she's worth, picking up the pace and working her muscles like nobody's business.]

[sharktrash]

Talk about -- incentive.

[ The pull will get her an excited growl and another show of teeth. He'll keep the hand she's holding where it is, holding on firm and helping her guide her movements, and start running the other one all over her, stroking and massaging, as far as he can reach. Hopefully boobs, he'll be sad if they're too far away for that. ]

[ He's really about done too, but he can hold out a bit longer. Gotta be sure she got her money's worth first, metaphorically speaking. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Oh definitely boobs. Luci even helps when she sees the reach, because if there's something she loves it's a good fondle. She closes her eyes and takes in the feeling of Squalo sliding in and out of her, stretching filling her, and his hand on her breast.]

Up, let's feel those teeth on my tits. Then-- [She grins down at him.] I think you'll make me come.

[sharktrash]

[ Yaayyy. ]

Not a moment to soon. [ He returns the grin and pushes himself up, until he's more or less sitting. He slides both arms around her to keep them together more easily (and prevent potential unfortunate trauma), and leans in to press his lips to her chest. ]

[ Starting from the side, he'll give Righty a nice long lick from the underside to the nipple, gently tug at it with his teeth and then brush it a bit more toward the middle, giving the soft flesh a bite. It'll probably hurt a little, but no actual damage or skin breaking. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Oh yeah, that's good. That's hot. Luci takes hold of Squalo's hair and uses it as a brace as she goes to town bouncing and rolling her hips on Squalo's cock. Faster, squeezing all of her muscles in an effort to roll his eyes back into his head. God knows he's driving her over the edge.]

[Her thrusts get quick and sweeping, rubbing her clit roughly along his cock as they fuck desperately. It's clear she's close when her growls and swearing start getting louder and louder, until she can't get anything out past her gritted teeth aside from the name of the one giving her a deep and shattering orgasm. She yanks hard on his hair as she comes, clenching tightly around his cock. Even coming, she's still determined to drag him right down with her.]

[sharktrash]

[ Well, he'll definitely throw his head back and swear loudly, that's about as good, right? She should get an idea of how crazy she's making him from the way he clutches her, how his teeth sink into her more harshly and, of course, the growls and other noises, still very much audible even when muffled. He feels like he could devour her whole, so warm, so fucking tight when she clenches down like that. ]

[ She'll drag him down with her alright. He's been running on sheer willpower for a while now. A shudder, sharp hiss and a bite to her collar bone will signify it. She might actually get the short version of her name back, something rare that should be cherished really. Breathing hard, he'll trace his lips up her neck to give her a nice deep kiss like a closet romantic as he gradually goes limp inside her. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Aw, what a good. Luci, sweaty and flushed, indulges his romantic streak and kisses him. Gentle and full of feeling. After, she traces her fingers up his chest and starts unbuckling the collar.]

That was mind-blowing. I haven't had sex that good in a while.