Skimming through the papers

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	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
So let me get this straight.

	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
A celebrity can't be friends with someone, only dating.

	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
Which means someone can't be friends with multiple people, they must be a cult leader.

	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
But if they aren't dating anyone, they're an alien here to destroy us all.

	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
Now it all makes sense. Thanks tabloids, you've enlightened my mind.

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