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interstellar902102016-01-13 04:55 pm
losingherhead) wrote in interstellar902102016-01-13 04:55 pm
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Skimming through the papers
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Celty Sturluson
@sturlingcelty
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So let me get this straight.
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Celty Sturluson
@sturlingcelty
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A celebrity can't be friends with someone, only dating.
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Celty Sturluson
@sturlingcelty
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Which means someone can't be friends with multiple people, they must be a cult leader.
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Celty Sturluson
@sturlingcelty
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But if they aren't dating anyone, they're an alien here to destroy us all.
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Celty Sturluson
@sturlingcelty
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Now it all makes sense. Thanks tabloids, you've enlightened my mind.
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