Skimming through the papers

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	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
So let me get this straight.

	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
A celebrity can't be friends with someone, only dating.

	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
Which means someone can't be friends with multiple people, they must be a cult leader.

	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
But if they aren't dating anyone, they're an alien here to destroy us all.

	Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty
Now it all makes sense. Thanks tabloids, you've enlightened my mind.

Comments

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Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @sturlingcelty Hey, you missed the possibility of sleeping with 15 different people at once.

[losingherhead]

Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty · Mon DD @kbomi Gotta respect your town bicycles

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Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @sturlingcelty It's not as bad as it sounds.

[cleartranquil]

Yuffie K @Leviathan There are people other than Luci and Me, @kbomi? For shame!!!! #tabloidsshipit

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Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @leviathan Apparently, I am insatiable.

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @sturlingcelty celebrities don't date. we have extended one night stands with messy break ups.

[losingherhead]

Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty @theicequeen Oh right because of our tortured artistic souls conflicting with relationship. I remember now

[maipokerface]

Mai @theicequeen @sturlingcelty pretty much. the only thing we get to love longterm is our music.

[losingherhead]

Celty Sturluson @sturlingcelty @theicequeen If that