CROWN OF THORNS DRUMMER UP TO HIS KNEES IN PUSSY
Published in the Unseen Eye weekly paranormal zine

Several eye witnesses have reported that in recent weeks Crown of Thorns drummer Artolo Apemis has been receiving a clandestine visitor at Pride Records headquarters. Yes, as often as once a day Apemis had been seen leaving the building to indulge in these affectionate encounters - with none other than one of the communities local street cats.   
                                   
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