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Unseen Eye issue 342.
CROWN OF THORNS DRUMMER UP TO HIS KNEES IN PUSSY
Published in the Unseen Eye weekly paranormal zine
Several eye witnesses have reported that in recent weeks Crown of Thorns drummer Artolo Apemis has been receiving a clandestine visitor at Pride Records headquarters. Yes, as often as once a day Apemis had been seen leaving the building to indulge in these affectionate encounters - with none other than one of the communities local street cats.
While some may be surprised to learn that the outwardly gruff performer, frequently commented on as being particularly caustic and temperamental in interviews, has a secret soft spot for those of the feline persuasion. Enough, in fact, that it seems he may be intending on starting a collection of their own. Onlookers have called his interactions with the cat "weirdly sweet", while others insist it interferes with their view of the band. This, however, has proven to be a controversial claim.
"Cats have always had a strong connection with the spiritual world, " Amelia Zang, high status member of the local goth scene, said when asked for comment. "Goth culture is heavily tied up in superstition and the supernatural. Let the witch have his familiar, I say."
Which begs the question: just how tuned into the spiritual side is Crown of Thorns? Could Apemis's sudden interest in the feline species be related to a desire for spiritual growth? As always, the Unseen Eye will be keeping tabs on this story to see how it develops. In the meantime, let's hope our fellow witch can lay his claim to his quarry before its kitty heart is stolen by sometime else.
Published in the Unseen Eye weekly paranormal zine
Several eye witnesses have reported that in recent weeks Crown of Thorns drummer Artolo Apemis has been receiving a clandestine visitor at Pride Records headquarters. Yes, as often as once a day Apemis had been seen leaving the building to indulge in these affectionate encounters - with none other than one of the communities local street cats.
While some may be surprised to learn that the outwardly gruff performer, frequently commented on as being particularly caustic and temperamental in interviews, has a secret soft spot for those of the feline persuasion. Enough, in fact, that it seems he may be intending on starting a collection of their own. Onlookers have called his interactions with the cat "weirdly sweet", while others insist it interferes with their view of the band. This, however, has proven to be a controversial claim.
"Cats have always had a strong connection with the spiritual world, " Amelia Zang, high status member of the local goth scene, said when asked for comment. "Goth culture is heavily tied up in superstition and the supernatural. Let the witch have his familiar, I say."
Which begs the question: just how tuned into the spiritual side is Crown of Thorns? Could Apemis's sudden interest in the feline species be related to a desire for spiritual growth? As always, the Unseen Eye will be keeping tabs on this story to see how it develops. In the meantime, let's hope our fellow witch can lay his claim to his quarry before its kitty heart is stolen by sometime else.