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[stylistic_disloyalty]

@lightbringer Morning, little devils. First night in the new digs, no complaints. #wokeuplikethis #lucifer #junkyardcarnival #madeitoutofmyclotheslastnight

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[variaboss]

@fuckshirts real damn nice #notjusttheplace #wreckitinoneday #haveyouseenmypants

[stylistic_disloyalty]

@lightbringer Your head killing you enough that shouting across the place isn't going to happen? Did you look in the entryway? #atleastleavethehottub #mindthealucshippers #causeIsurewont #flatterywillgetyoualotofplaces

[variaboss]

@fuckshirts I save the shouting for after my morning whiskey. #ishouldtakeaselfie #ilikethehottub #nowhereiwanttobeprobably

[stylistic_disloyalty]

@lightbringer Let's see it. #newplaceselfies #iguessthatmeanswecankeepit #yousureaboutthat

[variaboss]

@fuckshirts ask and ye shall receive
#baabaablacksheep #longasigettouseit #prollynot

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Mm... usually Luci's not a fan of muscles on a guy, but that's pretty appealing for some reason. And in her suite, no less.]

@lightbringer: I should ask for more stuff.

[variaboss]

[This site is a usual thing. He and shirts are in an epic battle]

@fuckshirts you should #soonasivehadmywhiskey #irishbreakfast #foundmypants

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[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Fair enough, but it's the angle or the slouch or something...]

[After putting on a loose tank top, she makes her way into the common area.]

Yeah? Where were they?

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[variaboss]

[By this point, he's almost managed a shirt and then decided to screw it, so it's just hanging open as per usual for him]

In the hall by the front door. Probably shucked them soon as I got here before I passed out. Least they weren't hanging from the ceiling fan like at that one hotel we wrecked.

[And by we, he probably means he. He's helped them trash more hotels. Because what's a little property damage when you're having fun?]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

That was their fault-- who the fuck puts a band in a room with a ceiling fan? Almost decapitated Yuffie.

[Luci heads for the kitchen area and starts opening all the cabinets. Looks like all the staples are there, like literally anything could be made in this kitchen.] ...this is really well stocked for a flat we just checked into.

[Finally she locates the coffee.] You want? [She asks, shaking the can over her shoulder at him.]

[variaboss]

That was fucking hilarious though, you got to admit [It was also probably the last time they ever got to stay at a decent nice hotel. Junkyard Carnival was the reason why Junkyard Carnival can't have nice things.

And he follows her in. Probably finds something remotely resembling a shirt to put on.] The minibar was nice and full too, least til I got to it. Gonna see if they restock or not.

And I'd love some. Just let me get my creamer. [And he'll leave and return back with a bottle of Jack Daniels.]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Luci hums an affirmative as Xanxus wanders off, opening the can, even having to pull back the foil-- this shit's brand new.]

[When Xanxus returns, Luci is standing outside the kitchen, a little dumbstruck. There's a chef working on the coffee now, and some egg scramble. Luci's watching this, mildly impressed.]

She says she's here to make us breakfast. [She says, pointing at the woman bustling around the kitchen. Then she sees the bottle and tsks him.] You're slipping Xan, looks like you missed one last night.

[variaboss]

[Xanxus raises an eyebrow too] They probably don't trust any of us around open flames. [Given his 'history' with nearly burning alive on stage before joining the Carnival might be part of that reason]

And I'm not slipping. I was saving that one til morning. That and I want to see if we get restocked daily or if I'll have to do booze runs

[He already knows that any drugs will have to be gotten the old fashioned way. Because it's not like Pride will just give them their vices of choice.]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Luci crosses her arms and nods-- when Xan is right, he's right. She's not even sure most of them know how to cook for themselves anymore, but they sure can Eat24 and Seamless like champs.]

Oh, good plan. [She nods appreciatively and sits down in front of the breakfast bar.] Well, now that we're not relegated to scavenging out of the cupboards, join me for breakfast?

[traumatizing]

[Well why not show the world how he's rocking that smudged eyeliner.]

@52spades: @lightbringer Are new place selfies what's happening this morning?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

@lightbringer: @52spades It is now. #newplaceselfies @leviathan get your ass in here!

[cleartranquil]

[Yuffie is always happy to turn the camera on herself, and there's Miss Kisaragi in what looks like an overlarge hoodie and probably day three spiked hair and at least day two make up. ]

@leviathan: @lightbringer @52spades always ready to join a party #iwokeuplikethis #yuffiethegreatandterrible #carniesdoitbest

[stylistic_disloyalty]

@lightbringer: Aw, you guys match

[healyourheart]

@venus_impudica thanks for making my phone go off first thing in the morning. i appreciate it.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

@lightbringer next time, I'll come into your room whenever I get in and remind you to put it on silent, Princess. Come on, #newplaceselfies it up.

[healyourheart]

@venus_impudica who even took that picture???

[stylistic_disloyalty]

@lightbringer Wouldn't you like to know?

[Yuffie, probably. Or her timer function.]

[healyourheart]

@venus_impudica ugh. i'm turning my phone off.