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Sora ([personal profile] consocius) wrote in [community profile] interstellar902102016-03-06 07:10 pm
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TABLOID: Star Words

CLOUD, ROXAS, AND SORA:
SHOCKING ORIGINS UNCOVERED!!

By Hunny Icetrunk


As I'm sure all our readers are aware, there's already been talk and speculation about the blonde-hair/blue-eye resemblance of some of Hue and Cry's members, but our expert, top-quality researchers have found out the TRUTH about not only Roxas and Cloud, but another blue-eyed, spiky-haired star as well: Sora from Flashstep.

We'd like you to take a close look at our photographic evidence, compare not only the colors (or hues, if you will), but also the similarity in hair texture as well as style. Something else that should be closely noted is facial structure, particularly between that of Sora and Roxas. We've taken some pictures from as similar of angles as we could, with as similar of expressions as we could, and overlaid them to compare. Roxas' and Sora's facial structure appears to be an EXACT MATCH! Even WEIRDER, Cloud's is not that different! The only conclusion one can come to?

CLONES!! Clearly Cloud Strife has had clones of himself made, though he seems to play FAVORITES with them, as evidenced by the fact he remains in the same band with Roxas, while issuing death threats to Sora over social media while apparently too inebriated to use better judgment. "There can only be one." A play on Sora's twitter handle? Or is it an expression of regret that he ever cloned himself in the first place?

This revelation brings MANY questions we don't yet have answers for. Do Roxas and Sora know that they're Cloud's clones? Sora appears to play dumb on social media, and we've had no evidence that Roxas knows about it either, though he showed initial hostility toward his father-clone on Twitter when they first joined the band together. Two: Could there be more Cloud clones out there, ones that aren't celebrities and just haven't been discovered? Three: What was Cloud's reasoning behind cloning himself in the first place? Are his motivations nefarious, or was it simply an act of pride and vanity?

You'll have to wait until next issue to find out the results of any further investigation, dear readers! Until then, keep your eyes peeled for any more Cloud clones you pass on the street, and send all stealth pictures to P.O. Box Yadda Yadda Star Words, Vista City.
inversekeyblade: (Not the happiest person)

[personal profile] inversekeyblade 2016-03-08 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Roxas @otherpromise
REALLY? [link to tabloid]
off_the_edge: (LEVEL UP)

[personal profile] off_the_edge 2016-03-08 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife
.@otherpromise @onlyonesora yep, afraid it's all true. I'm king of the clones.

that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife
.@otherpromise @onlyonesora I created you both to do my bidding. sorry you had to find out this way. I was waiting for the right time
inversekeyblade: (Tch don't even)

[personal profile] inversekeyblade 2016-03-09 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Roxas @otherpromise
That's impossible.. Sora isn't even remotely a bit of a jerk
off_the_edge: (Run)

[personal profile] off_the_edge 2016-03-15 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife
@otherpromise #SHOTSFIRED
inversekeyblade: (These weapons)

[personal profile] inversekeyblade 2016-03-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Roxas @otherpromise
#WHATWHAT
off_the_edge: (Config)

[personal profile] off_the_edge 2016-03-15 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife
@onlyonesora that's what I wanted you to think. damn, this is awkward. uhh...

that's how you'll fool 'em. @TheRealCloudStrife
@onlyonesora at least there's no need to act as if you're angry, beacause you are a puppet.
inversekeyblade: (Tch don't even)

[personal profile] inversekeyblade 2016-03-09 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Roxas @otherpromise
don't tell me there's aliens now
inversekeyblade: (Tch don't even)

[personal profile] inversekeyblade 2016-03-12 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Roxas @otherpromise
Okay, these things are obviously crap, you know that?
inversekeyblade: (Tch don't even)

[personal profile] inversekeyblade 2016-03-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Roxas @otherpromise
I guess you're right.. As long as no one bases any truth on them, though!
bass_instincts: (oro)

Shin finds this weeks later-- I need the twitter code thing

[personal profile] bass_instincts 2016-03-21 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, do people really believe this kind of stuff?