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Ivan Karelin: @ikarelin_hana
@doctortuning Your strings are missing / on your weird broken guitar / #musicianproblems

[ Ivan is really happy the hashtag works perfectly for haiku but not so happy people call his instrument a weird broken guitar that's missing its strings. It's a shamisen! ]

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Doctor @doctortuning @ikarelin_hana I wish more people / were open to more genres / music is magic

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Ivan Karelin: @ikarelin_hana
@doctortuning Music instruction / is a rarely seen flower / whose seeds should be spread

[ Dad, you're the best. Responding back in haiku. He has the best band family =D ]

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Doctor @doctortuning @ikarelin_hana Instruction I give / but passion I never can / oneself must find it

[He could do this all day if Ivan wanted it. -Between practices and writing that is.]

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Ivan Karelin: @ikarelin_hana
@doctortuning Such is the sadness / passion withering before / it can ever bloom

[ They need to write a song that's nothing but haiku. ]

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Hino Rei @HinoFlower
@doctortuning Then clearly they've never heard either of us play #stringlife

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Doctor @doctortuning @hinoflower We should consider ourselves lucky; we're not viola players. They have it the worst. #stringlife

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @doctortuning I just call it kindling. #fireplaceproblems

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	Doctor @doctortuning
@whothefuckisalec What's the matter? Forced cello lessons in childhood?

[Meanwhile behind the tweet Doctor's bandmates might overhear him shouting to no one in particular, "Cellos are cool!" followed by dramatic cello playing just to prove the point.

Alec might be doomed to receive angry tweets from fans and cello players.]

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L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @doctortuning Excuse @whothefuckisalec, he can't stand seeing a cello in a happy relationship.

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @doctortuning Takes a special kind of dumbass not to know what a cello is.

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	Doctor @doctortuning
@lightbringer Is @whothefuckisalec prejudice against all stringed instruments that aren't guitars?

	Doctor @doctortuning
@lightbringer As long as they don't think it's played under the chin I can forgive them.

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L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @doctortuning He's prejudiced against anybody who isn't him.

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @doctortuning That would be beyond forgiveness, you're right.

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Doctor @doctortuning @lightbringer Apparently he has just made himself an enemy of cello lovers everywhere.

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L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @doctortuning No offense Doctor, but we're not exactly competing for the same fans.

L U C ┼ F E R @lightbringer @doctortuning It's why Alec's crusade against other bands makes no bloody sense.

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Doctor @doctortuning @lightbringer Of course not. I don't want our fans at war with each other though or making us out to be rivals.

Doctor @doctortuning @lightbringer The paparazzi will gobble up any rumors.

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Luce @lilyoverbones
@doctortuning Oh dear. Did you give a lecture?

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	Doctor @doctortuning
@lilyoverbones Why does everyone assume I would give a lecture?

[Doctor's reply would receive several fans' tweets all saying something along the lines of "You can lecture me any day. ;)"]

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Luce @lilyoverbones @doctortuning It's what happens when your nickname is 'Doctor', dear. You brought it on yourself.

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Doctor @doctortuning @lilyoverbones Wouldn't "Professor" be more appropriate?

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Luce @lilyoverbones @doctortuning Oh, should we call you that now?

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Doctor @doctortuning @lilyoverbones Please don't. I'm asked for physicals all ready. Let's not add, "Which university?"

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Luce @lilyoverbones @doctortuning That's not the worst thing they could say to you, dear. I'll keep quiet and not encourage the fans, however.

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Doctor @doctortuning @lilyoverbones Oh believe me. I know. I'll tell you the stories later. (Keeping this twitter safe for our younger fans.)

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Luce @lilyoverbones @doctortuning #dontsendweirdthingskids Hmmm, I think I need a catchier hashtag.