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Celty Sturluson ([personal profile] losingherhead) wrote in [community profile] interstellar902102016-02-26 07:59 pm

What Was Kido Hiding This Time?!

The Truth Behind Tsubomi Kido!

By Shade S. Lim


Tsubomi Kido has become a well-known bassist for System Crash. While her talent with the bass have won the hearts of many, that hasn't stopped many brave investigative journalists from uncovering more unsavory details of the celebrity's lifestyle. The heartbreaker entered numerous relationships with celebrities of all sorts, often at the same time. She's lured several alleged rivals into her bed chambers, from famously secretive and reclusive Celty Sturluson of Vandalism In Progress to Surviving Friday's Momo Kisaragi. She worked her way through Junkyard Carnival's band, from Xanxus to Yuffie Kisagari and there's no telling what she's enjoyed with her own bandmates. Kido's name has become synonymous in Vista City with Sex Fiend.

"Yeah, I called my ex a Kido all the time, for real," said one model student of Vista High. "He's a sex maniac, just like that girl you mentioned."

However, recent reports suggest that Kido's influence on some of these poor souls have begun to lose its power. Despite sharing an intense romance with MÄNTICORE's guitarist and vocalist Genos, to the point of sexing him on his couch every week, the two were spotted fighting at a private concert. As always, Kido had the upper hand, but Genos put up a brave fight. But that's not all!

The bassist and Sturluson were suspected to be particularly close, even sharing presents during the holidays. And yet, on February 18, Sturluson was seen arguing with an unknown person of interest. The piano player was so enraged, she attacked the P.O.I., forcing them to hide behind a guard's desk.

Who could this person be? Apparently Sturluson and Kido were spotted enjoying drinks together at a bar not far from Pride Headquarters. The sex maniac must have walked the pianist home, only for an argument to break out! The story doesn't stop there. Witnesses claim that Sturluson was arguing with a man, which can only mean one thing.

Not only is Tsubomi Kido actually a man, he's also a vampire. The creature has already been suspected to be a demon possessing Kido, but the truth seems to be far more complex. Using his unholy powers to seduce everyone he encounters, Kido has slowly built a harem for him to do as he pleases. What does this mean for his slaves? Hopefully an escape, now that Sturluson and Genos are free of his control. Stay tuned readers, Kido's defeat isn't far away!
blindfoldcode: (it's all that i've ever known)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-02-27 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
are you fucking kidding me


Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
disclaimer: not banging genos or celty.


Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
if you need to know so bad i am banging kisaragi does that make you guys feel better?


Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
she's cute and i like her so cut the sex fiend bullshit


Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
full disclosure not a dude i thought that was obvious it's none of your business


Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
also not a vampire i do not fucking sparkle in the sun


Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
also one more thing @slimshade.


Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
fuck you


Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
fuck you so much

blindfoldcode: (a dying scream)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-02-27 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
@slimshade you haven't seen rampage


blindfoldcode: (wishing on secrets)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-02-27 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
@slimshade you sure you want to be pissing off a demon?


blindfoldcode: (calling out to all)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-02-27 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
@slimshade oh fuck off.


blindfoldcode: (if you're lonely)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-02-28 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
@slimshade don't flatter yourself


blindfoldcode: (is all that i've ever known)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-02-28 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
@slimshade what no i like dogs?!


blindfoldcode: (Default)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-02-28 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[OH MY GOD she's not even going to respond to that one.]
blindfoldcode: (that we've learned here)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-02-28 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
@kbomi doubts anyone is stupid enough to believe it.


hanginginthere: (this could take all night)

completely misses the point

[personal profile] hanginginthere 2016-02-29 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Bai Shen @synthsinprogress·
Ok, but.


Bai Shen @synthsinprogress·
It's SUPER rude to tell someone if they're a boy or a girl.


Bai Shen @synthsinprogress·
And I'm pretty sure @kbomi is the opposite of a vampire.
blindfoldcode: (goodbye)

Re: completely misses the point

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-03-01 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
@synthsinprogress what's the opposite of a vampire?


hanginginthere: (run rabbit run)

[personal profile] hanginginthere 2016-03-05 03:09 am (UTC)(link)



Bai Shen @synthsinprogress·
@kbomi I guess you?
blindfoldcode: (here am i)

[personal profile] blindfoldcode 2016-03-07 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Kɪᴅᴏ @kbomi
@synthsinprogress well i guess i do go out in daylight a lot