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12:45 - 25 Jan not dinosaur @scuderia hello everyone wrong keys lol #whoops 12:47 - 25 Jan

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me neither so here's my favorite party trick SNAPS FINGERS EVERYTHING IS IN ITALIAN NOW

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[ aaand the tweets continue in Italian. ]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia shit, this is great!

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia did you move from europa long ago?

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia you've gotta come over some time, pick any homeland meal and i'll make it

[ because fuck cross-label hostility when it involves fellow countrymen, apparently ]

f yeah

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not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou not very long, but I speak English really well so nobody's really noticed. you?

not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou I don't have much of an accent I guess

not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou you'll cook? seriously? I'm there! I miss it.

[Food is friendship.]

well that was quick

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia i'm great but i tend to slip some words in here and there idk just feels natural

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia fuckin seriousest i've been all day. you've encountered the shit they call pizza around here i take it

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia or risotto. or lasagna. or fettucine. no idea how it's even possible to fuck it up that bad

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia uh they probably won't let you in here but i could pack something and go neutral grounds

easy mode idk

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not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou oh man you're right I can't go over there, huh

not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou but now I really really want some risotto

not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou i don't think we'll get in that much trouble if we just do that right?

ty brainwashing

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia i can have it done in an hour or so

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia where do u wanna go? lounge? park?

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia if we order enough booze they shouldn't throw us out of a restaurant either

bless

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not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou okay i haven't had any coffee but i will wake up for risotto

not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou can you really take over a restaurant because that's actually a little cool

not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou otherwise wherever people aren't going to bug us so probably don't say on here where it is

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia k coffee too got it

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia THATS NOT WHAT I SAID just sit at their table and eat our own food ffs

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia its ok im famous common restaurant decency does not apply to me

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia good call pick someplace while i slave away in the kitchen & txt me

[ he'll send his number via private message or whatever equivalent of it exists on that site. not that most locally available fans can read Italian, probably, but you can never be too safe. ]

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not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou i thought you were going to take over the kitchen. that would have been cool.

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia could do that. i think you need a license to cook there though

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia food in jail is shit jsyk

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia or are you offering a taking over a restaurant adventure bc that's kinda tempting

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not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou need more time to plan restaurant takeovers, and i don't think i can do it anyway

not dinosaur @scuderia @betterthanyou no jail please

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia next time then

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @scuderia see ya later

[ adventure continues here. ]