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A.Marten @a_mmtweets

@scuderia You ok bro? #kindathoughtuweredrunk

not dinosaur @scuderia

@a_mmtweets i just woke up i guess i shouldn't type this early

XANXUS @fuckshirts

did a cat step on your keyboard or something? #orwasitastroke

not dinosaur @scuderia

it was me my fingers were on the wrong keys lol

XANXUS @fuckshirts

So it really was a stroke. You should have a doctor check you out.

not dinosaur @scuderia

NO! I just woke up! I missed the keys ok

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Roxas @otherpromise

You know, there's an app where when you're gonna get drunk you can lock yourself out of your phone from posting things like that until some time later.

not dinosaur @scuderia

@otherpromise I'M NOT DRUNK omg guys I would have said #drunk

Roxas @otherpromise

I know I'm young and all, but if you're THAT drunk would you have been lucid enough to even put the hashtag? It's cool man, we've all been there

not dinosaur @scuderia

I'm not drunk! pls stop saying that!

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ANKH @connivingbird

@scuderia stop buttdialing so early in the morning

not dinosaur @scuderia

I was half asleep so I missed the keys :(

ANKH @connivingbird

@scuderia sux 2b u. coffee 1st, tweet 2 not the other way around

not dinosaur @scuderia

sos I need coffee ur right

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou ·

@scuderia your parents really loved the land before time huh

not dinosaur @scuderia

??????? don't get it

S. Squalo @betterthanyou ·

@scuderia seriously??? little cartoon dinos.

[ yeah he knows your name he reads trashy news mags apparently. welcome to mean girls: varia edition ]

not dinosaur @scuderia

oh dinosaurs I get it!! that's why I used that name! I'm Dino not dino.

i dont even know

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boys pls

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:'D

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what a nerd icon

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yeah well....

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i speak none he speaks plenty shh shh

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me neither so here's my favorite party trick SNAPS FINGERS EVERYTHING IS IN ITALIAN NOW

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f yeah

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well that was quick

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easy mode idk

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ty brainwashing

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hue & cry & goodman @RealGoodman · Jan 24

@scuderia welcome to twitter! and welcome to the band! #virgopride #getit??

Edited (whoops i keep forgetting to update the date in my copypasta :x) 2016-01-25 21:24 (UTC)

not dinosaur @scuderia

TY @RealGoodman you're awesome! very excited to be here w/ you guys #idontgetit

hue & cry & goodman @RealGoodman · Jan 24

@scuderia oh. #notquittingmydayjob

hue & cry & goodman @RealGoodman · Jan 24

@scuderia i'm sorry. #apologies

hue & cry & goodman @RealGoodman · Jan 24

@scuderia because pride and virgo are separate labels.

Edited (ONE DAY TWITTER HTML, ONE DAY) 2016-01-26 01:55 (UTC)

not dinosaur @scuderia

I got that part, didn't know it was the joke. Oops. I think it's good!

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Tooru Oikawa @grandking

@scuderia You are adorable ♥ make sure to drink coffee before you tweet~

not dinosaur @scuderia

Adorable???? thanks I think! I need coffee so bad!

Tooru Oikawa @grandking

@scuderia oh, yes, adorable, and you're quite welcome! #coffeeisdivine

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