> Acquire cats

[iitrebel]

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Guess who got an apt all his fuckin own!!! #byescocksuckers
10:41 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
And I can fill it with whatever I want so guess whose manager is going to have a nrvs breakdown?? #fuckyouAn
10:42 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Oh yeah first order of business was move Slayer of a Thousand Fish to his new digs #familiarcare
10:51 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
oh yeah Slayer got possessed again #lol #catsrite
10:59 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Going to expand the army in a bit brb @humanesociety
11:01 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
holy shit they have one right at the doors this place is so chill#firstacquisition
11:28 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
omfg this asshole's face, i have to have it #nameiscreampie
11:39 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
all three are up for adoption. or, technically, "were" #minenowshitsuckers
11:44 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
can cats curse you, need2know 4 a friend #familiarmaterialtbh
11:55 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
#sametbh
12:12 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
?????? #????????
12:30 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
An just texted me to say that if I got another cat, she'd slit my throat with a haircomb #slightexaggeration
12:35 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
So anyway this is Spider Million and Sweet Gold #twinsies
12:36 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Bribed my bodyguards to help me move all my cats lol #havelike5vans
2:45 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
my neighbors are gonna fuckin hate me lmao #lmeow #waitno #shootmeforthat #butprotectthecats
2:58 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
so much litter. so much cat food. thank god for hired maids #witchesdontclean
4:16 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Catpartment has now been successfully stocked. think i hear An storming down the hall #diedasilived
6:09 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
I think she's crying bc she took a look at the state of my clothes #lmfao #victory
6:11 pm - 18 Jan 2055

Comments

[iitrebel]

Are you kidding me? [Artolo bursts out laughing.] Most of the assholes, Mai excluded, encouraged me.

I. Uh. Actually got a gift from our, y'know... vocalists. Before the new guy. [In his jacket, he pulls out a cat shaped flask.] Jackass.

[It's said kind of fondly.]

[consocius]

[It's not like Sora could say anything against those who'd encouraged him. He'd argued with Artolo's manager for him to be able to keep his first cat, after all.

He grins at the flask. It's quirky, and makes him think of Artolo too. It works.]

I remember seeing him when I watched your band at the music festival. How are you getting along with your new band mate, anyway?

[iitrebel]

Haven't met him yet. But we're not going to make it easy on him.

[His smirk takes a turn for the sharp, not exactly pleasant.]

Wolfram didn't deserve to be fired, and if it turns out this guy is some pet of a higher up or something...

[consocius]

[Yeesh. Well, as long as they weren't planning on beating him up or doing the Predator thing, it wasn't any of Sora's business. Still, he feels bad for the potential new band mate already.]

Hopefully he's a nice guy and you won't have to worry about any of that. Still weird that they fired your other band mate, though. Have you heard from him since he was booted?

[iitrebel]

Ha! We can only hope.

[For some reason, he's naturally inclined towards pessimism on this one. Rubbing the back of his neck, he gives a sputtery sigh.]

No, nada. But he was always kind of reserved in this snooty way, you know? I tried to get him out more, but, who knows, maybe he was shy. For all I know, he's fuming in his room somewhere.