> Acquire cats

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	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Guess who got an apt all his fuckin own!!! #byescocksuckers
10:41 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
And I can fill it with whatever I want so guess whose manager is going to have a nrvs breakdown?? #fuckyouAn
10:42 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Oh yeah first order of business was move Slayer of a Thousand Fish to his new digs #familiarcare
10:51 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
oh yeah Slayer got possessed again #lol #catsrite
10:59 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Going to expand the army in a bit brb @humanesociety
11:01 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
holy shit they have one right at the doors this place is so chill#firstacquisition
11:28 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
omfg this asshole's face, i have to have it #nameiscreampie
11:39 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
all three are up for adoption. or, technically, "were" #minenowshitsuckers
11:44 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
can cats curse you, need2know 4 a friend #familiarmaterialtbh
11:55 am - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
#sametbh
12:12 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
?????? #????????
12:30 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
An just texted me to say that if I got another cat, she'd slit my throat with a haircomb #slightexaggeration
12:35 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
So anyway this is Spider Million and Sweet Gold #twinsies
12:36 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Bribed my bodyguards to help me move all my cats lol #havelike5vans
2:45 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
my neighbors are gonna fuckin hate me lmao #lmeow #waitno #shootmeforthat #butprotectthecats
2:58 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
so much litter. so much cat food. thank god for hired maids #witchesdontclean
4:16 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
Catpartment has now been successfully stocked. think i hear An storming down the hall #diedasilived
6:09 pm - 18 Jan 2055

	Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns
I think she's crying bc she took a look at the state of my clothes #lmfao #victory
6:11 pm - 18 Jan 2055

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[No tweet reply, just rolling her eyes here. Good grief.]

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@ikarelin_hana is now following @jackofthorns

[ He's here for the cats and the laughs tbh. ]

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💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @jackofthorns Bless you and the cat apartment, Artolo.

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@garnetthegneissgirl is now following @jackofthorns

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@RealGoodman liked [most of the cat picture tweets]

hue & cry & goodman @RealGoodman · Jan 18 @jackofthorns how do you feel about dogs?

[ and an afterthought, because he... he tried to get the joke, and he sorta got the joke, but also maybe he's worried just in case ]

hue & cry & goodman @RealGoodman · Jan 18 @jackofthorns & both you and your friends remain unharmed? #savethecats #animalloversolidarity

[consocius]

[And @onlyonesora has also liked the majority of these tweets. YAY YOU GOT YOUR CAT....... S... CATS.]

Sora @onlyonesora · Jan 18 @jackofthorns give them lots of love from me! #jackofkitties #crownofcatnip