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FLOWERS OVER BONES AND THE NON-CHRISTIAN AGENDA OF SECULAR MUSIC

By: Susan Allen

We already know about the dangers secular music can bring to our children and their faith in God in subtle ways, see MANTICORE and Junkyard Carnival's debauchery and worship of violence, Flashstep and their mind control over young impressionable girls and boys, Crown of Thorns rampant homosexuality and blatant rejection of traditional gender roles, and Defying Atmosphere's devil worship disguised as fantasy. But some bands are over trying to be covert in their plans. Some are trying to convert your children into foreign religions, turning them away from Christianity. Take Virgo's Flowers Over Bones, at first they seem innocent for a secular band. They play classical music with a twist that may even seem catchy at first and unlike other bands they don't seem interested to subverting traditional values. But like every other band, they are nothing but a tool to keep your children away from the teaching of God.

One of their beloved members, Rei Hino is even a high priestess in one of these pagan religions out east, she was even raised at a temple. She has beauty, charm and the musical ability to brainwash your children. Flowers Over bones real agenda isn't to 'push boundaries'  to even to entertain people, it's to brainwash your children away from God to serve these other, foreign religions with their confusing gods that are not true. Keep your child away from this band and all others, if they are fans of this band, immediately seize any albums and merchandise away and submerse them in Christian teachings and music.

Thousands have already been converted, will you let your child be one of them?

Comments

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Just because I can put you on a leash doesn't mean I can keep him on one. I'm Lucifer, not a miracle worker. [She snorts.]

[sharktrash]

Have you tried?

[ Give him a moment, he's imagining it. It's a pretty nice thought, actually. Hope she digs a five inch heel into his back while at it. ]

[ -- ah right, reality. ]

Might wanna work on your evil magic, then. What's the use otherwise?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

...Honestly no. [She laughs and starts shuffling Squalo down onto the floor. It's braiding time.] I have a feeling he'll bite straight through the leash and then I'll be in trouble.

[Probably trouble she wouldn't object to but...]

Well maybe I'd work more on my evil magic if someone would notice it. [She laughs again, running the movie back.] What's the point, otherwise?

[sharktrash]

He's not stronger than me, you know.

[ He feels the need to accentuate that, but he lets her direct him and slides off the couch, still facing the TV, until his head is between her legs (not like that, you filthy creature). Hello again. ]

I notice it. [ He reassures. Any snacks in reach? ] Want me to alert the media?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Maybe not-- [Luci pulls Squalo's head back by his hair gently until he's looking at her.] But you let me put you on a leash. You think I'd be able to hold you down if you didn't want it? [Luci does have a set of shoulders on her, but she's not deluded enough to think she can hold her own against a built dude.]

[Little does she know...]

[She puts a playful kiss on Squalo's lips and straightens up, letting go of his hair. Yeah, there's a half-eaten bag of chips on the table.]

Oh you're a dear, Squalo, but it's old news to them no doubt. You'll only be disappointed at their lack of journalistic integrity. [She grins.] You want some tuna with those?

[sharktrash]

I'm sure you'd find a way.

[ He grins up at her, all casual-like. This is actually sort of relaxing. Especially when her fingers are in his hair. ]

So maybe they've noticed it before. [ He suggests, reaching for that bag of chips -- and then pausing, to look at her wide-eyed. In that hungry way cats look when they watch you eat something you didn't share with them. ] There's tuna?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

When you came in here, high as a kite, you sounded like you wanted tuna. So I made some in case.

[She scritches his scalp gently before patting his back.] Top shelf in the fridge, just grab the whole thing, I'm not going to finish it.

[sharktrash]

[ He turns to her again and looks at her face for a few moments, expression blank and void of any recognition for that particular situation. ]

...can't say I remember that but sounds like me, yeah. Neat.

[ He'll hop up and head to retrieve the tuna. He's back pretty quickly, and he settles back on the floor with the plate in his lap. Mm tuna. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

I hit you with a stepstool. [She starts combing her fingers through his hair, trying to separate it out.] That's probably why.

[She grins at his enthusiasm for the tuna, then hits play on the movie again. She can work while he eats.]

[sharktrash]

[ It's at least a part of it, definitely. Being high and/or drunk probably helped, too. ]

[ He pauses with a mouthful of fish to give her an upside-down betrayed look. ]

You fucking what?!

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Hey, you kicked down my door and threatened me with a plastic gun. I was defending myself.

[...she'll just leave out the part where she fed him first. Kind of like she's doing right now.]

[sharktrash]

[ He groans. ]

If I threatened you with a plastic gun, why didn't you hit me with a foam stool?

[ He sighs, clearly pitying himself in a way only an utter narcissit can, and stuffs his mouth full of fish again. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Because I was in a bad place and lost my cool. [She frowns and rubs his scalp with her fingers.] Forgive me?

[sharktrash]

[ ...that's actually something he can understand well. He'll still hum thoughtfully to pretend like he's considering it, and then lean back into her hands with a small pleased smirk. ]

Fine.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

That's my favorite shark. [She grins and leans down to kiss his forehead before continuing to section out his hair.]

[sharktrash]

[ Yaaay. ]

[ He'll actually be relatively quiet for once, between that comforting touching on his scalp and light tugs on his hair, and a nice plate of tuna to eat. He's... probably not paying much attention to the movie, though. It's sort of that happy almost-sleepy state that cats tend to get into once you pet them enough. ]