by Sandra Dee
Junkyard Carnival strikes again! Is no band safe from their clutches?
Just last week, New Republic played the Event Horizon stage and their fans reported that the show was amazing and, to quote one tweet by @bb8molikebbgr8 "They're giving it so hard! [string of emotes] #lovepoe". Indeed, it seems New Republic has been rising the charts slowly but surely thanks in large part to the cult following surrounding the lead guitarist, Poe Dameron, and his guitar.
Stranger things have happened.
And stranger things
did happen. In the middle of the set (which was doing well by their fans), the band members of Junkyard Carnival made their move. The headliner, Luci sang what could only be described as a truly intimidating song explicitly stating that they were taking Poe to join their band. This serenade was speculated to be staged initially, but by Dameron's reaction and the beating his band-mates took, it was
very real! And painful too!
It seems stealing new band mates is becoming a trend for them. Just two months ago their new drummer, Fetch Walker, was abducted from her band: Hate Kitten. Though at the time, she seemed much less bothered by this turn of events than Poe Dameron did.
Unfortunately we could not reach the band for any comment, as they fled the scene with a tipsy Dameron in tow and a bruised and beaten New Republic on stage. Will they ever recover from the emotional strain of losing what was their meal ticket? How will Poe adjust to life in the Pride penthouses?
Will Junkyard Carnival ever stop their rampage? Or will every rock and metal band in our city need to invest in some better security? Or just be mediocre players?
We'll see.