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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oKAY who the FUCK decided it'd be funny to dye my carpet for me because this is fucking assault

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · never sleeping with my windows open again that's for sure

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · hope you took pictures asshole. i'll know this dick anywhere, i will find you and i will end you

[ ...so he got back his naturally white hair via regains... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @doctortuning one hell of a handy bird in that case.

[ "House cleaning". Seriously. Don't make him send you a dick pic. ]

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Doctor @doctortuning @betterthanyou Very strong bird. Able to carry that dye package effortlessly. An African Swallow?

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @doctortuning yeah no I'm more surprised about the performance than preparations.

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Doctor @doctortuning @betterthanyou A very thorough dye job then I take it? And you slept the entire time?

Doctor @doctortuning @betterthanyou Do you think someone could have slipped you some sleeping pills?

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @doctortuning yup. uh. that's not impossible? but it'd have to be someone from the label...

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Doctor @doctortuning @betterthanyou Pride is famous for raging parties.

Doctor @doctortuning @betterthanyou A fellow party-goer's prank?

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @doctortuning most likely, to be honest. i'm still gonna find them though.

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Doctor @doctortuning @betterthanyou You have some suspects in mind?

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S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @doctortuning maybe. can't prove it yet though. stay tuned.

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