twitter @betterthanyou

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · oKAY who the FUCK decided it'd be funny to dye my carpet for me because this is fucking assault

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · never sleeping with my windows open again that's for sure

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · hope you took pictures asshole. i'll know this dick anywhere, i will find you and i will end you

[ ...so he got back his naturally white hair via regains... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

Comments

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @betterthanyou it might be a serial prank. keep your blood pressure down.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @kbomi MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS FINE

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @kbomi wait seriously? you too?

[blindfoldcode]

ᴋɪᴅᴏ @kbomi @betterthanyou green isn't exactly a natural hair color.

[scalpedsociety]

💮TAMARA💮 @daturapiano @betterthanyou That's crazy. #howcanyouevendothat #thatareamuststinglikeabitch

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @daturapiano UH YEAH? i thought we have fucking security to prevent shit like this #shutupitsfine

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[stylistic_disloyalty]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[sharktrash]

[ ever heard of "ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE"?.. ]

[ But, uh, yeah, she's getting a nice HD dick pic. With some neatly trimmed SNOW WHITE hairs that she might recall being really light ashen blonde if we assume she's seen it before now included. ]



did you think i'm fucking joking

[stylistic_disloyalty]

No I just wanted to know what white pubes looked like.

Goddamn. Did you pull one out?

[wounds]

How would you not feel that?

[sharktrash]

No fucking clue. I wasn't that drunk yesterday, was I?

[wounds]

You didn't look that drunk to me.

Did you duet?

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts just one question. Do you match? #carpetndrapes?

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @fuckshirts WELL NOW I DO #whydoYOUwannaknow

[variaboss]

XANXUS @fuckshirts they say white is slimming #makesusmaller

[wickedlyable]

JOHANNA @jmason @betterthanyou wait bruh that's hilarious, though. i mean, sorry about your hair but you've got to see that's funny.

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @jmason you know you actually have a point. aside from the whole someone sneaking into my room and fondling my junk thing.

[wickedlyable]

JOHANNA @jmason @betterthanyou ok, but that shit just means you've got to pass it on. start a chain. escalate like hell.

[trustme]

Doctor @doctortuning @betterthanyou Aren't you on one of the top floors? Who could get in the window? A bird did it?

Doctor @doctortuning @betterthanyou Is house cleaning angry?

[ Didn't catch which type of carpet you're talking about just yet. ]

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @doctortuning one hell of a handy bird in that case.

[ "House cleaning". Seriously. Don't make him send you a dick pic. ]

[iitrebel]

Artolo Apemis @jackofthorns @betterthanyou at least it matches the drapes now, so you should be thankful

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @jackofthorns yeah wow why didn't i think of that

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @jackofthorns was it you #littleshit #ustilloweme$20

[punchesyu]

Yosuke Hanamura @swagm4ster257 · Dec 7 omg y would u announce that to the public #thingsicantunsee

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @swagm4ster257 so the public can take measures to avoid this kind of pubic tragedy #youhaventseenanything

[tanteiotaku]

Shotaro - Banjo King @banjoker @betterthanyou wait what happened? I don't get it

[sharktrash]

S. Squalo @betterthanyou · @banjoker

[ a HD image of dick with (neatly tended) snow white pubes attached ]