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Who will win the battle over our planet?
by Waverly T. Finnebald

Have the underworldly beast people which lurk beneath our world's crust started an war against the otherworldly menace which are beyond our stars, undercover in various places... including that of our beloved music industry?

Rumors have been abound since the lockdowns of two of the music industry's biggest music moguls: Pride Records and Virgo Entertainment. Everything is a mystery. Yet could it be possible that the truth behind it all is so unbelievable, that it can't be believed? Could it be that our idols are secretly inhuman creatures manipulating themselves into positions of political and cultural power?

Virgo Entertainment is the strongest offender, and clearly a connection for the Weangin alien race. (For a synopsis on the Weangin race, read our articles organized on the magazine website!) We have inside confirmation about the tattoos one Ankh, of Surviving Friday, are in truth a secret message to his Weangin superiors! His partner in crime, Kise Ryouta, has a mysterious injury- no doubt a consequence of espionage missions. One other band, Flowers Over Bones, is also of suspicious activity. Potentially, they're even a fully Weangin squadron! With violinist and lead Doctor no doubt carrying on the title of leader, it is a force to be reckoned with. Could this explain Pao-Lin's ravenous appetite? The ability of shamisen player Ivan Karelin to disappear from plain sight and even, some sources say, turn into inanimate objects such as bikes? Is cellist Rei Hino researching our strange religious cults?

Perhaps the most damning evidence is from Defying Atmosphere's Krieg, found from his twitter account:

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho

tHE stARS sCreAm FOr THeIr CoLlABORATORS

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho

don’t lie to me don’t lie to me DON’T LIE TO ME THIS IS NOT WHERE WE BELONG

KRIEG @kriegthepsycho

I'lL FInd THe aNSWErS WHEN I diSsECT yoU

Could these be more than "in-character" nonsense, as attributed by fans and critics alike, or something truly eerie and macabre?

Meanwhile, Pride Records shows itself as a rival in more than merely music! One reliable source says that the company is wild in more than behavior. The mysterious bestial people who have lived underground for centuries are finding their way to the surface, using mystic arts to hide their true natures and walk among us! Word says that Flashstep favorite, Sora, has been seen communicating with pigeons who listen to his every command! Junkyard Carnival's infamous badboy Xanxus is also said to possess a strength no human could ever be capable of! One witness to his notorious showdown with four cops earlier this month claims that he was absolutely bestial as he charged towards someone in white. (A notable trait, readers, considering this is the color that is associated both with Virgo Records and the Weangin military.) "If he's truly one of the underground people," our source claimed, "he can't be anything sort of some sort of lion or something! Can you imagine having to shave off all that hair for a mane, though?" That's not all. According to...

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