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JACK OF LIONS : Artolo's Castle Full of Big Cats

By: Estelle Pate

Crown of Thorns most troublesome Jack has not only bought a new luxurious mansion, far from the coastline of Vista City but has adopted two baby lions. Mattsun and Maki, named by Artolo and his fellow bandmate Tooru. (Despite the names, the two average, but cute as all get out cubs are females.) "It's not often that we get people that ask for lion cubs to keep around their personal homes." Angelo Chase, the owner of Felis Leo, a local big feline reserve in Vista City told us. "Often we don't allow it, but Pride records convinced us that Artolo could take care of our lions. Every once in a while we have someone come over to check on them. So far the cubs love it there. There's a huge play pen for the cubs, full of tire and toys for them. Adjustments will have to be made for when the pair get older, but for now it's all good."

The percussionist has a history of often extravagant and expensive affection towards felines, he even once bought an apartment to keep a small army of regular cats. We here at Vista City Pets wonder what could be the next furry, purring creature will Artolo take in next? Tigers? Cougars?

We will be sure to keep the cat-loving public informed if that ever happens.