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	Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec
Fallen into #pink; can't drink enough to make sense of colours. Send help b4 #flashstep gets here.
00:42 - 15 Oct 2054

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @maximumoli Aw now whose face do I throw this drink in? #ordereditjustforyou

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Maxxie Oliver @maximumoli · Oct 15 @whothefuckisalec guess you'll have to settle for someone a little less talented + attractive #theresnosubstitute

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @maximumoli less talented and attractive than you? I want to drink and get laid, not go on a treasure hunt. #aintnobodygottimeforthat

Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @maximumoli also you look like a newborn chick

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[Make no mistake, Alec is currently receiving thousands of mentions from Flashstep fans insulting his talent and pretty much every part of his anatomy.]

Maxxie Oliver @maximumoli · Oct 15 @whothefuckisalec aw babe ur so sweet #stillnotinterested

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[Except one is beheaded, and a fork is sticking up from its body.]

Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @maximumoli they reminded me of you. #icouldmurderthesechicks #starvingforintelligence

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Maxxie Oliver @maximumoli · Oct 15 @whothefuckisalec adorable and delicious? ;)

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @maximumoli fat greasy and empty (calories).

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Maxxie Oliver @maximumoli · Oct 15 @whothefuckisalec well have fun drinking alone ;)

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @maximumoli Preferable to some company.