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	Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec
Fallen into #pink; can't drink enough to make sense of colours. Send help b4 #flashstep gets here.
00:42 - 15 Oct 2054

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat I enjoy being inexplicable. Cats beware. #curiouserandcuriouser #areyouacat

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec Meow. Meow meow purr. #ofcoursenot #butwouldntitbenice #icanbalanceonthepenthousebalconyrailing

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat I'd like to see that trick. #freepetting #therewardisscritches #ibetyoupurr

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec Only if you're sober enough that I'll let you out on the balcony. #youwouldntbewrong

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat I don't think you "let" me do anything. #pinkwinewateredwine #noonegetsdrunkhere #skinnynolightweight

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec I guess not. #youveneverhadagoodrosethen

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat who'd buy me flowers and live? #hononyms

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec a saint? #toomuchteasing

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat Well done.

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[ Richard... can't take this compliment, not just yet. Still. ]

feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec Did somebody come to take you back to the tower, yet, or are you still struggling with the pink?

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat The more I drink, the more I think it's not pink. It's tears of the dragonfruit.

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec You should use that somewhere.

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat It's too pretty for #JunkyardCarnival. You take it.

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec ... you realize this is pretty much public, right? You're right, it is pretty, though.

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat I know it's public.

[That's why he had to disown it.]

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec I can't use it if everyone knows that it's borrowed.


d whothefuckisalec It's still a better present than I expected. Almost-present.

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat Collaboration? You could drum on dragonfruits. You know you'd love it.

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec I will neither confirm nor deny it, but your guesses are very good.

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat How hard can one drum before the fruit splatters? Can you splatter it on cue?#performanceart

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec With the right audience. Drumming is also not all about how hard you can pound them.

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat It's all the same to me. It gets the job done.

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec The good stuff does. And you don't like anything less than the good stuff.

[ Look, he's listened to their music, all right? ]

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat Not exclusively. I'm in this bar, after all.

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feelthebeat @whothefuckisalec You're so much more patient than I would ever be. I'd have walked out by now.

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Tiddles McBeercakes @whothefuckisalec· @feelthebeat I've weighed drinking here against how long it will take to find a new bar.