Eda's chances of getting caught just went up...

[nuns4money]

MYSTERY WOMAN AT PRIDE: WHO IS THIS BODACIOUS BLONDE?

By: Amalia Drake

[There's a picture collage with Eda with Jecht at the charity event, her talking to Roy Mustang at the Tattoo Shop, Eda being serenaded by Luci and Squalo, and talking to Sariel at a bar.]

Lately, a gorgeous woman with blonde hair, a strong, yet curvy athletic figure and stylish taste in sunglasses and clothes has been spotted in close correspondence with some musicians in Pride, most of them related to MANTICORE. While famous groupies are nothing new in the world of music, we have the feeling there is something... different about this woman.

"Yeah, I've seen her about. 5'7, busty as hell, silent most of the time but loud and messy as hell when she speaks? She comes here every couple weeks or so. She gets tattoos, but mostly she hangs out here." Raymond Stark, a tattoo artist that works at Skindeep a popular tattoo shop for artists such as Roy Mustang, told us. Recently Ryuko Matoi of MANTICORE was fired, is the band possibly searching out for a new bassist? Given MANTICORE'S track record of collecting new members through surprising and often controversial ways. (But not as much as their sister group Junkyard Carnival does.) There is a possibility that this woman could be the new bassist of the metal band. There's been no hint of this mystery woman knowing any instruments, but the story of inexperienced fans becoming members of bands that court controversy is also nothing new. (Some the readers may be familiar with the story of Dis Homicidal from the legendary Punk band The Intercourse Firearms and how he was recruited.)

Granted her reputation among some of the fans is... polarizing to say the least. Some fans have been clamoring for a new bass player, others are still upset that Ryuko left and don't want her to be replaced by 'some no talent bimbo'. Others just plain hate her for even being around the male members of MANTICORE.   

We will keep watch on this mysterious lady and her star-studded personal life. 

Comments

text to all rescuers

[nuns4money]

guys

if you don't hear from me but someone that looks like me is seen on stage with one of these bands, you'll know what's happened.

fuck.

[intohell]

[Eda...if she gets attacked by annoyed fans because of mistaken identity she is not going to be happy.]

You might want to lay low for awhile.

Or change your style.

[nuns4money]

[The both of them are blonde and hot but astute fans should tell the difference between the two. But most fans... aren't that smart. Also she can also say the same for you, Miss 'Living Muse'.]

Good point. Just go to work and go home.

Anything you suggest for changing my style?

[She was having so much fun, Riza.]

[intohell]

[Has she met some of these people? All it takes is a hint their favorite star might be off the market and they go ballistic.

And thankfully, that last bit hasn't received media, or other, attention.]


Hair color and or a cut would be a start but then those are drastic.

Ditch the glasses. Try more casual clothing.

[nuns4money]

[Nope, and she doesn't want to. This ain't Roanapur, and she can't just wave her gun around here.]

But I like my glasses. AND my skanky clothes. Frankly, doing something to my hair is easier.

[intohell]

[She'd rather keep the clothes than her hair?]

Maybe something short and dark then? Or you could do like some of the fans and mix colors.

[nuns4money]

I always wanted blue hair and I've been some neat hairstyles on the guests at the hotel...

[Plus one co-worker has hot pink hair and another has a mohawk and piercings. What is 'looking professional' in Vista?]

[intohell]

Blue? What shade?

[Apparently it's whatever works for wherever you're working!]

[nuns4money]

I like darker shades, but I'm cool with others.

[intohell]

If you went dark enough it could pass for near black in the right light. Might help confuse people.