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DANGER LURKS IN VISTA CITY

by: Kher Mitt D'frug

A strange amphibian has been seen in various locations around Vista City.

It appears out of nowhere and seems to be highly intelligent for a toad. We have gone to great lengths and risked deep personal danger to get images of the animal. We have taken this risk because the toad is having an odd effect upon our beloved rockstars.

This toad shows up when least expected. Wherever it appears, it causes trouble. It recently showed up at the date between theo Dino Cavallone and Superbi Squalo. After this, the two began to act strangely. This encounter led to increasingly erratic behavior as mentioned in another article, published previous in this respectable journal. Others have reportedly encountered this beast as well. Each and every time the toad has been seen, it has caused those meeting it to act far differently than they normally would, as if they were possessed by some strange other worldly being.

Each time, their behavior changes after they look into it's toady eyes.

We have contacted an important herpetologist from Vista City Community College, Lizz A. Arrd. We showed her the photographs of the strange toad to they and identify it for us. Please be aware that this image may be considered deeply disturbing to some readers.

After hours of research and a few minutes of wikipedia, she came back with a stunning and disturbing result.

The creature in question is the Hypnoticus Bufonidae. It is considered a dangerous creature and should be avoided at all costs. Anyone who comes into contact with this creature is encouraged to call this helpline (1-234-5678 ext. 9). If you see it, avoid staring directly into it's eyes and consult a physician immediately.

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