Doctor from Flowers Over Bones: Ask me anything!

[trustme]

[As planned and announced online a few days before, Doctor makes himself comfortable in one of the practice rooms in front of the laptop Angel set up for the webcast. When the clock hits noon it goes live. On the website the chat room opens to the public.]

Hello every one! Ask me some questions and I shall do my best to answer.

[Join the chat room now!]

[ooc: NPCs friendly and mean both welcome. Earn yourself some MP that way.]

Comments

[trustme]

Hmm... To have some body to spend time with?

[determinate]

frolick: yeah!
frolick: she was so bonely!

[trustme]

[ Doctor throws his head back and laughs. ]

That's wonderful! Er- I mean it's sad the skeleton doesn't have a friend but I like that joke!

Do you have any others?

[determinate]

frolick: sure!
frolick: i love to tickle people's funny bones
frolick: knock knock

[trustme]

Who's there?

[ He's so very eager to find out. ]

[determinate]

frolick: ya

[trustme]

"Ya" who?

[ Well that's pretty funny on its own but what is the final answer? ]

[determinate]

frolick: wow! I'm excited to talk to you too!

[trustme]

[ Doctor applauds. ] I wish all these web streams involved good jokes like these!

[determinate]

frolick: don't they?
frolick: that's too bad
frolick: sounds like a 'net loss

[trustme]

"Net loss." [Doctor snickers at that.]

Well... I don't mean to make this conversation too serious but the internet really does get used to spread mean-spirited things around doesn't it? You'd think that something that connects us all so conveniently should be... treated with a bit more dignity than that, and used to spread positive things around. Like jokes.

[determinate]

frolick: yeah. or pictures of dogs.

[They attach a picture of a dog.]

[trustme]

I really wouldn't mind if all the bullying and terrible content on the internet just disappeared one day and was replaced by cute animal pictures. Animals are so much more interesting than all that stuff.

[determinate]

frolick: yeah. animals are cool.
frolick: I like goats too

[trustme]

Goats! Don't get me started on goats! They really can eat just about anything! Have you ever seen one in person before? I've watched goats scratch their backs by getting on their hind legs and rubbing against a tree. It was hilarious! And you know the one place they can't scratch is between their horns- just imagine how sad that would be if you had a mosquito bite there!

[ Blablablabla.... Viewers who are watching this broadcast for talk about music have an excellent opportunity here to take a break and use the restroom or get a snack. ]

[determinate]

frolick: I've seen a few!
frolick: they can scratch between each others horns

[trustme]

I have yet to see that happen but they're bound to figure out how eventually, right? Let's hope.

[ So much more bucking is involved than helping a buddy get his head itched just right. ]

You know what- I'm getting more and more in the mood to visit either the Vista City Zoo or the Aquarium! I'll see what the band says, and if we all go together- I can't promise anything yet-

[ The chatbox lights up with excited reactions from fans. ]

But our next flash performance might be at one of those two locations. Keep an eye on my twitter. I'll let you all know.

[determinate]

frolick: that'd be neat!

[trustme]

Thanks for the inspiration "Frolick." Animals are cool!