he's not gonna remember this when he wakes up later

[traumatizing]

	T R A U M A @52spades
A little #ValentinesDay treat for all you #CosmicIndulgence fans. http://youtu.be/-dAgTpIiI2I
17:38 - 14 Feb 2055

[Enjoy this ridulous video featuring Terry and a handful of... Other Pride musicians. Well, like two of them. The point is make fun of him for it lots because he's not gonna remember it a few hours from now.]

Comments

[Text]

[traumatizing]

I can't believe this.

I don't remember doing any of this at all.

[Text]

[cleartranquil]

im surprised high you didnt text me

im keeping this video forever

im showing it at your funeral

[Text]

[traumatizing]

That's assuming I don't kill you first. Which is looking pretty likely right now.

[Text]

[cleartranquil]

u did this 2 urself

dont shoot the messenger

[Text]

[traumatizing]

You can't tell me who not to shoot. You're not my manager.

[Text]

[cleartranquil]

2 bad

so sad

deal with ur life

ull never find me 2 shoot me

like ull nvr find ur dignity again

>3

[Text]

[traumatizing]

[This reply takes a few minutes, he's actually watching the video now that he's awake enough to deal with it. Honestly it's not nearly as bad as he assumed it was. He kinda likes it. It raises some questions though.]

Where the hell did I get a goat on such short notice?

[Text]

[cleartranquil]

i was actually more wondering where the goat went

where did it go

what did high terry do with it

does art have a goat now

is the goat in your room

[Text]

[traumatizing]

I FEEL like I'd notice if I had a goat in here.

It must already be someone's right? That's the only way I could've got one so fast.

[Text] pardon me, I don't even know what this tag is.

[cleartranquil]

if u knew someone with a goat i would know someone with a goat

u are not that cool to know goat people without me

[Text] wow rude

[traumatizing]

What? I know lots of people you don't know.

[text] I swear to god.

[cleartranquil]

like who

srs ter

[text] these children are the worst

[traumatizing]

I'm not telling you. You'll start looking them up on Instagram and shit.

[text] what the fuck even are they

[cleartranquil]

i dont believe you

i no all the cool people u no

no duh

[Text] ~*~FAMILY~*~

[traumatizing]

Whatever you wanna believe.

[Text] YUP. THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

[cleartranquil]

FUCK U

I AM THE COOLEST PERSON YOU KNOW

[ and then not even 30 seconds later. ]

do u still have the wings

where the fuck did those even come from

[Text]

[traumatizing]

Hang on.

Yep. They're in my closet along with a jar of sticky dollar bills. I can't tell you where they came from though, Weed Terry doesn't share his secrets.

[Text]

[cleartranquil]

weed terry is resourceful

apparently

thats a high production value for pulling that out of ur ass/span>

[Text]

[traumatizing]

Weed Terry has his ways. I envy him sometimes.

[Text]

[cleartranquil]

sober terry might want to check his bank account

make sure weed terry wasnt too insane

[Text]

[traumatizing]

Sober Terry hasn't been awake long enough to deal with that.

[Text]

[cleartranquil]

[ About five minutes later ]

ur only out about 100

which is impressive considering the goat

[ and then less than thirty seconds later ]

u should change ur password that was super easy

[Text]

[traumatizing]

[He's changing his password as they speak, but honestly he's not even surprised.]

I told you, it must belong to someone already.

Probably whoever that guy in the background is.

[Text]

[cleartranquil]

i dont even recognize him

like i know where you guys ARE cause its in the building by that one soda machine?????

but like who the heck is he????

did weed terry recruit from accounting or some shit??????

[Text]

[traumatizing]

I don't know!! I've never seen him before and there's nothing in my messages. I must have found him in person.