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[heymcfly]

	Marty McFly @realmartmcfly
new lead guitar for defying atmosphere! can't wait to get started. also what's with these # things?
19 Jan 2555

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(Sorry |D this is just how Bill is; Marty probably can't read the code but hey it's for storytelling

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

Bill Cipher (ViP) @ghflskhu_ph· Mon DD @relamartmcfly THE #s ARE A WAY OF ASSIGNING NUMBERS TO ALL THE THINGS YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT, BECAUSE AFTER YOU GO BACK, REREAD, AND TAKE THEM AWAY ONE BY ONE, YOU'RE THAT MUCH CLOSER TO BEING EMOTIONALLY DEAD INSIDE.

Bill Cipher (ViP) @ghflskhu_ph· Mon DD @relamartmcfly WELCOME TO VIRGO, KID! #NHHSBRXUHBHRQWKHP

NO IT'S PERFECT oh god yes

[heymcfly]

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph what's with the caps? also that sounds a little extreme for a website doesn' it

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph but thanks i guess. i'm pretty pumped!

Oh good! XD <333

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

Bill Cipher (ViP) @ghflskhu_ph· Mon DD @reakmartmcfly I THINK IN ALL CAPS!

Bill Cipher (ViP) @ghflskhu_ph· Mon DD @reakmartmcfly AS YOU SHOULD BE! WORD HAS IT YOU HAVE A LOT OF *ATMOSPHERE* TO GET TO *DEFYING.* THESE ARE THE BIG LEAGUES, JACK. SHOW US WHAT YA GOT! #HBHVDUHRQBRXSDO

[heymcfly]

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph well i might think in caps but i don't want to type it! i mean no offense it's kind of an eyesore. unless it's one of these trending things #idontgetit

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph i;m plenty excited though i swear. don't get me wrong because i don't caps

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph also how come you're vip?

[liarmonstersnappydresser]

Bill Cipher (ViP) @ghflskhu_ph· Mon DD @realmartmcfly YOU MIGHT SAY I KNOW PLENTY ABOUT *SORE* EYES, BUDDY! #XLFMGSLDNZMBRSZEVMVCGGRNV

Bill Cipher (ViP) @ghflskhu_ph· Mon DD @realmartmcfly AS FOR BEING VIP- WHAT?! DON'T I SEEM IMPORTANT ENOUGH?

[He lets the response sit a full five minutes before casually adding-]

Bill Cipher (ViP) @ghflskhu_ph· Mon DD @realmartmcfly HAHA! IT'S THE NAME OF THE *BAND*, SLICK! NAME'S BILL CIPHER- **OF** (V)ANDALISM (I)N (P)ROGRESS! IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF US YET, TRUST ME, YOU WILL.

[heymcfly]

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph wait what? i don't get it

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph wait what? jesus unless you're some special exec or whatever. more power to you i guess

[ Five minutes later! Oops. ]

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph oh shit ViP! i gotcha. sorry

Marty McFly @realmartmcfly @ghflskhu_ph so uh how's it going with you?

[ he's so embarrassed ]