I am the Great Jecht -- AMA!

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

The name's Jecht, and I'm the drummer for MANTICORE. We just played the South Vista music festival and we've got some great stuff in the works... but man, you're not here to listen to me self-promote. You guys wanna know what it's like hammering the drums for a living, right? AMA!

[That's right, Jecht has gotten onto a popular website and has opened up the floor to fans and... sundry. AMA, for those not in the know, means ask him anything...]

Comments

[wounds]

[An NPC by the name of Susan Lyre, her screen name is SLyre]

What's it like to be part of a cult?

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[Jecht is willing to bet her pants are on fyre.]

I gotta say, it seemed great at first, but I'm contemplating leaving the fold over their heretical tooth-brushing philosophy. I mean, outside first and THEN top? That's just not human.

(seriously MANTICORE is only a cult of personality, consult Living Colour except imagine it's all being said in a really positive way because we rock)

[wounds]

Are you certain you aren't just lying to the general public?

After all, it's clear your lead singer hasn't been seen out of his sunglasses for the past month!

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

I haven't worn a shirt in years, what's your point?

[scalpedsociety]

[Screename is 'Larkspur' but the questions miiiiight give the person away.]

What's your deal with swimming?

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[Say, that IS suspicious.]

Honestly? Can't tell you for sure. It's something I've always liked. I feel at home in the water, like I belong there.

[scalpedsociety]

Like a sea creature.

Me and girlfriends are huge fans of Manticore and we think you're the hottest member. Are you single? What's your type of lady?

[Ok, now she's just teasing.]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

MANTICORE ALL CAPS

I like a girl with musical skill. That's huge. Even more points if it's some hard and rocking music. Feisty attitude is great too!

[giglio_madonna]

[This little NPC seems to go by "Paloma Ease".]

do u do anything besides drums jecht?

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Actually I know a bit of guitar. Not something I could hit the stage with but I do all right. I like singing but I shouldn't do that at all.

[giglio_madonna]

waaaaaaat why shouldn't you do it???

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

'Cuz this voice ain't made for singing. Except maybe the darkest of death metal where no one knows the words since the singer growls them so harshly.

NPCing it up: Rose Stroud

[sharktrash]

RoseS:
Did you by any chance also hammer that young man you fought with at the Vista festival?

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Sorry for your fanfics, folks, but the Great Jecht has no time for guys when the ladies are just so damn hot!

/'larkspur' interrupt/

[scalpedsociety]

damn shame.

[sharktrash]

RoseS:
So you're saying the young Junkyard Carnival bassist did not come to ask you for advice later that night?

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

An obvious lie! Who the hell would ask ME for advice?

[wounds]

SLyre:

Not only are you in a cult, you're in a gay cult.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Man, I really suck at this cult thing, then.

[iitrebel]

['oralsatisfaction' enters the scene.]

top five hot people in the business right now besides you, go

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Tamara Seward
Nariko Lunae
Donna Luce
Undyne (does she even have a last name? Is this some 'Cher' shit?)
y'all ain't heard of the fifth

[iitrebel]

[People from both sides of the rivalry, huh? Well, he won't judge him for that. Sometimes hot people just happen to be on the opposing side. Very unfair.]

Well you gotta name a fifth, man!!

two NPCs because why not

[agains]

jz91  you're old enough to be everyone's dad. why don't you get a real job?
     ojisananajimi isn't it past your bedtime? downvoted, jackass.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

'Get a real job' is what people say when they want someone else to be as unhappy as they are.

jz91

[agains]

i'm happy because i don't need hearing aids to listen to my own music.